In which our heroes discuss who are tea nations. Graham heats up his knives, Chris suffers two distressing incidents in toilets and Adam has a piss colour chart.
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In which our heroes talk about political podcasts. Chris eats plain yoghurt, Graham plans how to sacrifice himself in the event of a zombie apocalypse, Daniel double fists food from the canapé table into his face and Adam believes he knows how to build an escalator.
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In which our heroes frame Graham for murder. Daniel makes some banana bread like it’s 2020, Graham remembers an obscure 80s film and Chris has all food ruined for him by some nerds.
This one also just cuts off at the end, still don’t know why.
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In which our heroes are halved. Adam waffles for nearly two hours about Baldur’s Gate 3 and Dan waffles for nearly two hours about Baldur’s Gate 3. Suffice it to say if you haven’t yet finished the game (and intend to), you probably don’t want to listen to this until you have because we spoil the fuck out of it.
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In which our heroes celebrate Friendship Month. Adam has become marriaged, Daniel has bankrupted Birmingham council and Graham considers getting an indentured servant.
For some reason it just ends abruptly, no idea why.
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In which our heroes talk about Adam’s stag do. Graham makes an amazing spreadsheet, Chris buys a new car and Daniel becomes a Boomer.
If you would like to view the spreadsheet with all the scores from the actual Stag in it, it’s here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11-YFweSPBb1NG9JX06M6A_g6kNBK8rxbYSTbbsaGciM/edit?usp=sharing
The points allocations per event are different because I applied different weighting after this was recorded, so shut up.
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In which our heroes eventually get round to reviewing their 2023 predictions and make some new ones about 2024. Not before discussing the socio-religious importance of circumcision and also orgy logistics.
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In which our heroes talk about their physical health. Adam has an MOT, Chris buys some Marmite, Daniel has a Sliding Doors moment and Graham uncovers a huge conspiracy around Ploughman’s lunches in Stratford-upon-Avon.
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In which our heroes welcome back their disgraced colleague. Graham prepares to go on a stag do, Chris makes up a story about Richard Burton, Adam hosts a Branston pickle quiz and Dan remains delightfully bewildered by everything.
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In which our heroes talk about children’s television presenters & puppets. Dan kills a listener with his sword, Adam attempts to doxx Dan and Graham libels Philip Schofield again.
(Note: this was recorded before Schofield confessed to everything, so actually it’s not libel, it’s all provably true.)
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In which our heroes review the Coronation & the Miami GP opening ceremony and discuss God’s management style. Graham starts a new job, Adam has a made up game and Dan is a great guy who everyone loves.
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In which our heroes consider the merits of a London Monopoly pub crawl. Graham reveals a shocking truth about women, Dan posts a fish through his boss’s letterbox and Chris is diagnosed with an accute brain condition.
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In which our heroes take both sides on Phillip Schofield, fondly recall Chris’ past as a predatory salesman, refuse Pascal’s wager, speculate on Dan’s potential as a white collar criminal, and then put various machine learning thingies on the internet through their horrific paces.
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In which our heroes explore the wonderful possibilities of AI and learn about cathing. Graham doxxes a listener’s bum, Dan is an idiot and he’s a genius, Chris shoplifts bananas and Adam is host number 1.
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In which our heroes break yet more ground in terms of what is possible in the medium of podcast. Graham drives a lorry through Europe, Chris has his testicles fondled by many people, Dan becomes a serial killer and Adam has an MRI scan several years ago. Ali from Nottingham makes a cameo.
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In which our heroes review their 2022 predictions and make some for 2023. Dan looks like a wally in front of a real man, Graham fights everyone, Chris counts his wine and Adam is just an all round great guy who we all appreciate and love (I forgot what he contributed to this episode).
And holyfuckingshit, this episode was actually release in the same month it was recorded. It just goes to show, there is hope, the malaise doesn’t necessarily have to consume you entirely.
Lol jk the malaise has me for sure, editing this was just a temporary distraction, everything’s still decaying and futile, and oblivion is inevitable.
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In which our heroes quiet quit over Christmas, discuss the valuable cleansing effects of Lashmas and Dragon Soop. They then settle down to wax nostalgic about the first lockdown, and plan their survival in the upcoming revolution. Next is appreciation for Anna Kendrick, and the tricky business of film trilogies.
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In which our heroes liquidate their assets and bet on black. Chris loses the ability to tie his shoes, Graham hires people who fall asleep on the job, Dan logs a support ticket for his microphone and Adam suffers a traumatic wrist injury which is not related to wanking.
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In which our heroes celebrate a significant milestone. Graham has a billion pound business proposition, Adam moves out of Cyber and Dan tells us about Pablo Escobar’s hippos.
(We said we would release this in Q3, but not which year, so it could be argued that this is early ACTUALLY)
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In which our heroes beome the official #podcast of Mastodon. Dan ruins Lashmas, Graham Googles train departures, Chris watches a sexy Turkish barber and Adam leaves a huge announcement to the very last minute.
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In which our heroes are surrounded by bunting and monarchists. Graham refuses to find out some basic knowledge, Dan launders some Dutch money and Adam goes on a train.
This episode is from the Olden Days when we had a living Queen.
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In which our heroes discuss Adam’s unfortunate experiences with the trains, badger Dan into getting a better nickname, talk about tattoos they’re never going to get, and then have a nice chat about the F1. Finally, Chris embarks on some product placement.
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In which our heroes discuss the unfolding Ukraine crisis, surprisingly without bad taste or judgment, reflect on the ongoing Events in the UK. Then Chris gets kidnapped or something and Adam and Dan feel bad for a bit then abandon him. He’s probably fine?
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In which our heroes talk about kicking sick kids while they’re down. Graham recaptures then laments his lost youth and is judged by a tramp, Adam gets new wardrobes and Dan is replaced with a Romanian.
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In which our heroes resign. Graham is a bigger boy, Dan is Justice Secretary, and Adam can’t just talk into his fucking microphone properly like a normal person.
We apologies for the poor audio quality in parts of the episode, blame Boris.
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In which our heroes talk about the upcoming Live Listener Extravaganza in Milton Keynes, play a made up game then resolve, or possibly inflame, all geopolitical conflict by reorganising all of the countries.
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In which our heroes pay tribute to the office of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (but not the men and women who have actually filled it)
This is the second attempt at uploading after summat gone mashup
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In which our heroes gather for the three hundred and twenty eighth time to ratify some eggs, abuse Dan for being bad at technology, work out when Chris could realistically date Michael Portillo, and review progress on dry January
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In which our heroes listen as Graham declares his last will and testament, Graham talks about toxic masculinity, Graham talks about people call Graham, Graham starts following chess and Graham unveils the podcast Christmas advert
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