In which we meet our diversity quota, force Stavrina to become the mistress of Jacob Rees Mogg, join extremist vegans in plotting death to the west and enjoy our shared foreskin/medical toy fetish, all whilst Chris refuses to start or end the podcast properly. FIGHT THE POWER!
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In which our heroes are joined by superfan Stavrina who takes them on a racist tram ride. Chris faints, Graham drinks paint thinner, we set up a company to exploit racists, Stavrina learns who Jeremy Beadle is and reveals her bizarre toilet habits, all whilst Adam gets increasingly frustrated with Chris for failing to start the podcast.
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In which our heroes discuss the Richard Curtis Multiverse, reneg on their hate crime plans, answer a listener’s letter about dirty protests and talk about TV programmes that aired many years before their average listener was born.
Here is the camera dildo:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013JSWZNE?th=1
Here is the video of a man drilling his iTelephone:
https://youtu.be/5tqH-Un9SFU
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In which our heroes take a lady hostage, exile Donald Trump to Mexico, catch a German swimmer with a fishing hook and discuss poo crumbs & robotic wanking claw robotic_wanking_claws buy cheap robotic wanking claws sex porn.
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In which our heroes fire Orlando Bloom, Graham watches a man breaking his leg, Adam watches computer games and Dan reads the privacy policy for his vibrator.
Chuck Tingle’s masterwork can be found here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pokebutt-Go-Pounded-Em-All-ebook/dp/B01IAGH4VI
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In which our heroes brew beer by algorithm, Adam wants to be more evil, Christopher from Dorset review Absolutely Fabulous and Craig David’s beard, and Graham goes off on one about Japanese pop-culture.
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In which our heroes elect a new Prime Minister, form a new political party, plot the recolonisation of America and have a go on a sex robot.
That “Hardcore Henry” music video: Bad Motherfucker by Biting Elbows.
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In which our heroes pick through the remains of the UK political system to see what can be salvaged, review Craig David’s new song and ripped bod and Christopher from Dorset tells us about his holiday.
Here are the Craig David pictures we toss off to:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/13/article-2341240-1A4E7EE0000005DC-872_634x624.jpg
http://www.dnamagazine.com.au/media/0/49723/2/maycraigdavid1.jpg
http://www.averagejanes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/training-craig-david.jpg
https://thirtyfiveandfit.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/jodie-marsh-body-builder.jpg
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In which our heroes are joined by Christopher from Dorset and David from @geeknewsradio. They talk about wrestling, hipsters & shitting, and delve into the lore and legend of J D Wetherspoon.
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In which our heroes accidentally show Skynet what they look like. Adam gives us some nutrition tips, Dan has a go on a Japanese sex robot and Graham points out that All Saints are definitely not a manifestation of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, which is obvious. Of course they’re not. It’s not even worth discussing, forget we mentioned it.
Here are the links to the virtual sex suit:
http://www.refinery29.uk/2016/04/107922/virtual-reality-sex-suit
http://ir.net/news/vr-games-apps/124084/illusion-vr-sex-suit/
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In which our heroes start to plan their apocalypse survival strategy. Adam dicks about in the virtual realm, Dan moves funds off-shore and Graham continues his adventures as an American truck driver
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In which our heroes blaspheme. Graham reports on Barry Chuckle’s racist views, Adam is OUTRAGED that Easter has been BANNED and Dan names a ship.
The audio quality in this episode is frankly a disgrace so, like, sorry for that and shit.
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In which our heroes grapple with technology. Graham desecrates monuments with wicked car stunts, Adam dresses as a ninja and wanks off outside someone’s front door and Dan gets his dick torn off playing rugby.
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In which our heroes haven’t bothered to record an actual episode so have just compiled the three least shit bits from previous episodes. Except the play, that goes on too long. You might want to stop listening about 15 minutes in.
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In which our heroes go to the pub. The podcast fractures into two timelines like from Sliding Doors, Dan reports on a Spaniard who didn’t go to work for 6 years and Christopher from Dorset starts a listeners’ union.
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