All posts by Adam

Episode 98 – Moors Murders: Tokyo Drift

In which our heroes sing about Roger Moore. Dan invents some awful sex toys, Graham unveils his new business venture, Adam buys some drugs, and Chris starts self-harming.

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Episode 94 – The Sound of Trains

In which our heroes go trainspotting. Graham suffers performance issues, Chris starts his own detective agency, Adam handles dead animals and Dan is on a train.

I apologise for the (even by our standards) poor quality audio of this week’s episode but it was stitched together from 18 separate source recordings and Dan lives in a trainyard.

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Episode 85 – Roll For Fucking

In which our heroes play Dungeons and Dragons, Chris is replaced by a robot at several points, Graham recovers from his crippling bum disease and Adam starts a petition to ban the podcast.

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Episode 81 – Pumping Coleslaw Into Memes

In which Adam tries really fucking hard to edit out all the background noise but is thwarted by Dan banging around his room doing god-knows what for the entire recording.

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Episode 77 – Jean Paul Gaultier’s Euro-Christmas

In which our heroes bravely struggle on without Dan. Graham argues with a Terminator, Chris takes some heroin and Adam brings down a major sports brand.

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Episode 74 – Enjoy My WAD

In which our heroes kind of phone it in because they can’t be expected to nail it every wek.

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Episode 73 – Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them

In which our heroes brave the Trumpian wasteland to record a podcast. Graham goes poo fishing, Chris comes out as gay, Adam spends $300 on a catalogue and Dan has sex with animals.

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Episode 69 – Ribbing The Bonk

In which our heroes break the news and make the news. Chris wonders about Rimming, Dan slathers himself in Marmite, Adam blows up some phones and Graham does a poo.

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Episode 66 – Three Days Late

In which our heroes celebrate their Paralympic success and forget to edit the podcast, which is why it’s only just been published.

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Episode 60 – Dickhead of The Week

In which our heroes fire Orlando Bloom, Graham watches a man breaking his leg, Adam watches computer games and Dan reads the privacy policy for his vibrator.

Chuck Tingle’s masterwork can be found here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pokebutt-Go-Pounded-Em-All-ebook/dp/B01IAGH4VI

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Episode 59 – Sun’s Out, Plums Out

In which our heroes get  a coffee and a blowjob, shoot buzzards and review Robot Wars.

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Episode 58 – Not Safe For Work

In which our heroes discuss filth, porn, sexy times, Chessington Bubble Works, grot, jazz mags and 300 dicks.

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Episode 55 – Robotic Wanking Claw

In which our heroes elect a new Prime Minister, form a new political party, plot the recolonisation of America and have a go on a sex robot.

That “Hardcore Henry” music video: Bad Motherfucker by Biting Elbows.

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Episode 53 – Brexit Meltdown

In which Dan is late due to a case of the shits and our heroes discuss the EU Referendum a lot, declare Brucie not responsible for a murder and eat some Avocados in the channel tunnel.

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Episode 47 – Fuck Bees

In which our heroes mourn the passing of Prince, plan for Skynet’s inevitable rise to power, visit a hipster restaurant and get very angry about bees.

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