Episode 14 – Press Gang Special

In which our heroes unearth a rare recording of the lost Scottish edition of Fun House, Dan fries an egg for a stranger off the Internet and Adam refuses to say anything other than “Mr. Milkshake wants to eat a yum yum”

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Episode 13 – 250,000 Pubes

In which our heroes have a wank in space, suck air into their bums and eat fourteen rolls of Sellotape
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Episode 12 – Antiwaffle

In which our heroes perform a play about bodybuilders doing maths, create some donut-hybrid confectionery and infiltrate & destroy the Scouts

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Episode 11 – Benda Blaster

In which our heroes fix the Oscars, give Dan his probation review and tickle some pigs
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Episode 10 – Beef Bacon

In which our heroes pull some pork, insert alarm clocks into their various orifices and commandeer a military submarine to enter and win the Americas Cup
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Episode 8 – Christmas Special

In which our heroes launch the podcast Christmas advert, poo in some shops and save a bus full of nuns from certain, fiery death
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Episode 7 – Epic Bantz

In which our heroes are joined by future fan favourite Dan, read horoscopes from a shit magazine, set fire to a thatched roof and achieve peak bantz
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Episode 6 – Egg Club

In which our heroes make the Internet a wonderful, harmonious place, bang on about Formula E for ages and use their particular set of skills to look for Liam Neeson, find Liam Neeson and hit Liam Neeson
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Episode 5 – Buff Fungus

In which our heroes celebrate Australia Day, preview the new Formula E series and apply brute force to Ian Botham’s willy
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Episode 4 – Indian Egg Rice

In which our heroes learn how to stay safe on-line and discuss buckets of ice, and Graham travels through time in a failed attempt to prevent Adam’s murder
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Episode 3 – Occult Powered

In which our heroes slander a billionaire, battle and ultimately destroy the forces of evil, and strangle a badger

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Episode 2 – 2 Two Star 2 Podcast

In which our heroes uncover the shocking truth about how [REDACTED] took a [REDACTED] and stuck it right up a [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] in front of the [REDACTED] with a bowl of figs on the Scottish edition of Fun House, recite all the Fast & Furious movies verbatim and discover the importance of triple redundancy
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