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Episode 285 – Dungeons & Dragons & A Surprising Amount of Fucking

In which our heroes are halved. Adam waffles for nearly two hours about Baldur’s Gate 3 and Dan waffles for nearly two hours about Baldur’s Gate 3. Suffice it to say if you haven’t yet finished the game (and intend to), you probably don’t want to listen to this until you have because we spoil the fuck out of it.

Episode 278 – Free Vapes & a Bumbag

In which our heroes celebrate Friendship Month. Adam has become marriaged, Daniel has bankrupted Birmingham council and Graham considers getting an indentured servant.

For some reason it just ends abruptly, no idea why.

Episode 273 – Jodcast Jepisode

In which our heroes discuss wearing all-denim to a wedding. Adam rules out having an all-denim theme at his wedding, Graham plays Zelda and Dan laughs at Nadine Dorries.

Episode 271 – The Curse Of Sooty

In which our heroes talk about children’s television presenters & puppets. Dan kills a listener with his sword, Adam attempts to doxx Dan and Graham libels Philip Schofield again.

(Note: this was recorded before Schofield confessed to everything, so actually it’s not libel, it’s all provably true.)

Episode 270 – Aged 60 Days

In which our heroes libel Philip Schofield. Graham starts a new job, Adam becomes a soft porn model and Dan makes an exciting, late, drunk cameo.

Episode 269 – LL Cool D

In which our heroes review the Coronation & the Miami GP opening ceremony and discuss God’s management style. Graham starts a new job, Adam has a made up game and Dan is a great guy who everyone loves.

Episode 268 – A Massive Whitey

In which our heroes tell a cautionary tale about drugs. Graham leaves his job, Dan trains as a consultant and Adam forgets his

Episode 266 – Episode 21 Part 2

In which our heroes have been left unattended again. They revisit the conversation topics from the last debacle, Dan stans Bill Cosby & R Kelly and Graham simps for Taylor Swift & Hanson.

Episode 252 – Sk8r Boi The Musical

In which our heroes debrief on the visit to Milton Keynes. Graham makes a fortune in musical theatre, Adam causes the UK government to collapse and Dan pegs an heir to the throne.

Episode 250 – The Bad Boy Ballet

In which our heroes celebrate a significant milestone. Graham has a billion pound business proposition, Adam moves out of Cyber and Dan tells us about Pablo Escobar’s hippos.

(We said we would release this in Q3, but not which year, so it could be argued that this is early ACTUALLY)

Episode 249 – Platty Jubes Special

In which our heroes are surrounded by bunting and monarchists. Graham refuses to find out some basic knowledge, Dan launders some Dutch money and Adam goes on a train.

This episode is from the Olden Days when we had a living Queen.

Episode 253 – Queen Is Dead, Long Live King

In which London Bridge has Fallen. Our heroes talk about the Royal Death, Korfball refereeing and ratify a backlog of Eggs.

Episode 247 – Homeless Energy

In which our heroes talk about kicking sick kids while they’re down. Graham recaptures then laments his lost youth and is judged by a tramp, Adam gets new wardrobes and Dan is replaced with a Romanian.

Episode 251 – EMERGENCY PODCAST: Bojogeddeon

In which our heroes resign. Graham is a bigger boy, Dan is Justice Secretary, and Adam can’t just talk into his fucking microphone properly like a normal person.

We apologies for the poor audio quality in parts of the episode, blame Boris.

Episode 246 – Pyramids, Stonehenge, Milton Keynes

In which our heroes talk about the upcoming Live Listener Extravaganza in Milton Keynes, play a made up game then resolve, or possibly inflame, all geopolitical conflict by reorganising all of the countries.

Episode 228 – No More Two Star Podcast Listeners

In which our heroes, in lieu of any #content or original ideas, play No More Jockeys again.

Some technical difficulties have resulted in some sounds appearing in the recording which, to the untrained ear, may sound like disgusting burps but are actually very technical glitches that you wouldn’t understand. We apologise.

Episode 206 – Ranked Sex

In which our heroes are halved. Adam plays football while Dan swims. The crushing weight of reality bares heavy upon them.

Episode 197 – Non-penis Stuff

In which our heroes are pissed on by various divine entities. Dan is quizzed again on his naughty liaison, Adam laments employment and Graham gets freaked out by pictures of angels.

Episode 179 – Bathtime!

In which our heroes are short-staffed due to scheduling issues. Adam hands in his notice and Dan builds a sex toy empire. This episode smells like my vagina.

Episode 176 – Portuguese Sexytimes

In which our heroes have technical difficulties. Chris is AWOL, Graham has a stalking relapse, Dan enjoys Friends, and Adam is deathly ill.

Episode 174 – The Case of the Keys and the Lifeguard

In which our heroes investigate the mystery of why Chris woke up face down in the sea with no memory and no keys.

Episode 172 – Sixteen Layers of Big Dicks

In which our heroes have done actual production. Daniel plays Dutch netball, Adam discovers a mystery cable and Graham blurs the lines between encouraging Dan’s romantic endeavours and sexual harassment.

Episode 171 – Dubstep Bill

In which our heroes apologise for everything. Dan goes to Glastonbury, Graham attempts to kidnap the Funhouse Twins, and Adam keeps forgetting to edit the episode.

Episode 156 – Escape Room Frolics

In which our heroes escape. Dan returns to talk about wanking, Graham bids for project work and Adam talks about gnomes.

Episode 151 – Molotov Magnum

In which our heroes are joined by David from Birmingham whom they try to doxx again, as well as discussing problematic neighbours and deciding what kind of post-Brexit dystopia they’d prefer

Episode 142 – Chris Juice

In which our heroes drink some mysterious liquid which arrived by post, discuss cannibalism, Japanese trains & the Parisian helicopter prison break, and muse on the fact that IT’S COMING HOME

Episode 140 – The Two Star Podcast Chillout Room

In which our heroes sit back, relax, and generally chill out. Graham makes himself a nice Gin and Tonic, Adam silences the annoying cats and cars in his life and Dan gets his dick out in the light of a burning dustbin to impress a lady.

Episode 112 – The Air Is Full Of Spices

In which our heroes once again speak ill of the dead. Graham sabotages Daniel’s next date, Adam plays XCOM, Daniel flings a poo on a roof and Chris is on holiday.