Tag Archives: poo

Episode 134 – Good Things Come To Those Who…

In which our heroes wrestle with poor audio quality for the first 20 minutes. Adam plays fantasy government, Chris joins ISIS and Dan gets off his tits on ketamine.

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Episode 132 – Graham caught IBS and so can you

In which our heroes discuss bum disease, Graham speaks ill of Stuart Baggs the Dead Brand, Daniel continues to misunderstand veganism and Chris has a dirty weekend away with Michael Portillo

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Episode 127 – The Mull of Kintyre Test

In which our heroes suffer from the Mandella effect. Adam laments the lack of televised penises, Dan does some cooking, Chris talks about some of his favourite episodes from Friends and Graham freestyles a diss track about David from Birmingham with surprisingly adequate results.

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Episode 112 – The Air Is Full Of Spices

In which our heroes once again speak ill of the dead. Graham sabotages Daniel’s next date, Adam plays XCOM, Daniel flings a poo on a roof and Chris is on holiday.

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Episode 72 – Up The Poo Alley

In which our heroes blind Ant McPartlin with paint, unveil the 2016 Two Star Podcast Christmas advert and call Nick Knowles a bellend.

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Episode 71 – Something’s Gone Wrong

In which our heroes rate dicks. Adam presents our US Election Special, Dan strangles a dog, Graham is vulgar and Chris jizzes in his #fartballoon

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Episode 70 – Dick Sneezes

In which our heroes start a sex rumour about footballers. Dan reports on a gay donkey, Adam nukes Texas and/or France, Chris sneezes and Graham makes plans to attend a sex robot festival.

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Episode 63 – Robotic Wanking Claw Part 2

In which our heroes take a lady hostage, exile Donald Trump to Mexico, catch a German swimmer with a fishing hook and discuss poo crumbs & robotic wanking claw robotic_wanking_claws buy cheap robotic wanking claws sex porn.

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Episode 62 – The Horrific Dick Incident

In which our heroes go ‘meh’ at Great British Bake Off, discuss poo crumbs and Dan & Graham get diverted by Viennetta.

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Episode 34 – Mimetic Polyalloy

In which our heroes design a robot to win Robot Wars, despair at the new R Kelly album and forensically examine Dan’s love life

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Episode 18 – Daniel Mercer Memorial Episode

In which our heroes get progressively more drunk, Graham asks which rapper likes which crisps, Adam desperately tries to talk to everyone about Fast & Furious and Dan dies in a motorway pile up

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Episode 15 – Horrible Circumcision Accident

In which our heroes become the new hosts of Top Gear, talk at great length about poo and Dan purchases an award winning B&B in Abergavenny

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Episode 13 – 250,000 Pubes

In which our heroes have a wank in space, suck air into their bums and eat fourteen rolls of Sellotape
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Episode 8 – Christmas Special

In which our heroes launch the podcast Christmas advert, poo in some shops and save a bus full of nuns from certain, fiery death
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