Tag Archives: the rock

Episode 253 – Queen Is Dead, Long Live King

In which London Bridge has Fallen. Our heroes talk about the Royal Death, Korfball refereeing and ratify a backlog of Eggs.

Episode 245 – FINE.

In which our heroes are FINE. Graham reports back from the Americas, Adam goes to Lego Bimringham, Chris develops a foot fetish and Dan airs his dirty laundry.

Episode 203 – The Wheelbarrow of Sadness

In which our heroes work through a tortured metaphor for life, the universe and everything. Chris gets naked and argues about Billy Bragg, Caitlin Moran and superinjunctions, and Graham rejoices in The Rock

Episode 137 – Colostomy, not catheter

In which our heroes bang on about GDPR and Jumani, have a stress wank, invent a cocktail and find Dan a wife

Episode 124 – Welsh Bull Fighting

In which our heroes learn about Blockchain. Adam talks about Jeff Bezos, Graham talks about a precocious 11 year old boy, Dan says something about millennials and Chris goes on about San Andreas for ages as if it’s episode 28.

Episode 93 – Lidl Espresso Martini

In which our heroes have a Little Mix / Election special. Adam has technical difficulties, Graham makes yet another human centipede, Chris attempts damage limitation with regards to his professional reputation and Dan drinks too much cider.

Here is the Belgian music by Nino Debois to which we refer, it is lovely:
https://open.spotify.com/track/05iwD9UjRVOh2hYFNFIvPi

Episode 50 – The Legend of J D Wetherspoon

In which our heroes are joined by Christopher from Dorset and David from @geeknewsradio. They talk about wrestling, hipsters & shitting, and delve into the lore and legend of J D Wetherspoon.

Episode 38 – A Soggy Croissant

In which our heroes are a bit poorly and talk about the boring EU referendum, Deadpool and a wanking dolphin.

Episode 34 – Mimetic Polyalloy

In which our heroes design a robot to win Robot Wars, despair at the new R Kelly album and forensically examine Dan’s love life

Episode 33 – Two Sets of Knockers

In which our heroes listen to ukulele rap music, decide the Oscar winners and hack into submarines.

Episode 28 – Circumcision Ambulance

In which our heroes discuss the colours of supermarkets, Graham drones on about San Andreas for ages, Adam gets radicalised and Dan learns about opposites.

Episode 20 – A Journey of Terror

In which our heroes are bored by a computer game trailer, Adam teaches us about the world of My Little Pony fandom, Graham plays the worst song ever recorded and Dan makes cake in a mug.

If there’s something wrong with you and you want to see the links referenced in this episode then fill your boots:

Concentration Camp Ponies:
https://twitter.com/mlp_txt/status/600896363832942592

Pony Lube:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/224376017/pony-up-personal-lubricant-scented?ref=shop_home_active_1

Horrific Filth (DO NOT CLICK ON THIS):

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/12/okay_umsome_dude_accidentally_boiled_a_my_little_p.php

 

Episode 18 – Daniel Mercer Memorial Episode

In which our heroes get progressively more drunk, Graham asks which rapper likes which crisps, Adam desperately tries to talk to everyone about Fast & Furious and Dan dies in a motorway pile up

Episode 2 – 2 Two Star 2 Podcast

In which our heroes uncover the shocking truth about how [REDACTED] took a [REDACTED] and stuck it right up a [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] in front of the [REDACTED] with a bowl of figs on the Scottish edition of Fun House, recite all the Fast & Furious movies verbatim and discover the importance of triple redundancy