Episode 145 – Eggs, Eggs and More Eggs

In which Christopher advocates drowning children and possibly breaks the official secrets act and Graham recycles content from previous episodes.  More is revealed about Graham’s new neighbour in a way that Adam would probably have prevented, so it is definitely his fault for not supervising.

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Episode 143 – General Dan’s Penis Regulations

In which our heroes travel to Bangkok. Adam becomes a murderer for hire, Graham gets into a fight with a muscle man and Chris falls in love. Dan remains unaccounted for.

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Episode 142 – Chris Juice

In which our heroes drink some mysterious liquid which arrived by post, discuss cannibalism, Japanese trains & the Parisian helicopter prison break, and muse on the fact that IT’S COMING HOME

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Episode 122 – Flying Banana Boats

In which our heroes look at pictures of tiny aeroplanes (yes, really, on a  podcast) and plan a podcast outing.  Graham disrespects the heroes of war and Chris and Dan make many single item lists.

There are no new years resolutions (which helps to approximately date this historical offering).

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Episode 138 – Constipated Politics

In which our heroes go to a ginger wedding, have thoughts about things, bully Daniel into singing and  Chris impresses everyone with his current up to date musical references.

PLUS – A story about Ruddy William.

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Episode 140 – The Two Star Podcast Chillout Room

In which our heroes sit back, relax, and generally chill out. Graham makes himself a nice Gin and Tonic, Adam silences the annoying cats and cars in his life and Dan gets his dick out in the light of a burning dustbin to impress a lady.

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Episode 134 – Good Things Come To Those Who…

In which our heroes wrestle with poor audio quality for the first 20 minutes. Adam plays fantasy government, Chris joins ISIS and Dan gets off his tits on ketamine.

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Episode 133 – Hotel Asphixy Wank Death

In which our heroes get under a towel, plan Graham’s death by (sexual) misadventure, stumble upon actual content, threaten multiple regicide, libel a twinkle and then use their excellent internet sleuthing skills to track another one down.

Editors note: this one is a real mess, but quite a funny mess.

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Episode 132 – Graham caught IBS and so can you

In which our heroes discuss bum disease, Graham speaks ill of Stuart Baggs the Dead Brand, Daniel continues to misunderstand veganism and Chris has a dirty weekend away with Michael Portillo

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Episode 131 – Meat Does Not Shatter

In which our heroes bring down Facebook. Dan categorises all food into Vegan and Non-Vegan, Adam wanks on about Data Protection and Chris buys a new sofa made of hummus.

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Episode 129 – Fairly Conventional Nipples

In which our heroes plan for the pornpocalypse by developing niche fetishes, serve notice to Ruddy William, talk about films and TV for ages and are sick in a Wetherspoons.

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Episode 127 – The Mull of Kintyre Test

In which our heroes suffer from the Mandella effect. Adam laments the lack of televised penises, Dan does some cooking, Chris talks about some of his favourite episodes from Friends and Graham freestyles a diss track about David from Birmingham with surprisingly adequate results.

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Episode 126 – Girl Scout Diss Tracks

In which our heroes plan the first strike in Graham’s podcast insurgency. Dan gets down and dirty with the girl scouts, Adam gets into dirty videos and Chris just gets dirty in a toilet.

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Episode 125 – PODCAST TERRORISM!

In which our heroes use a new recording platform, Chris gets taken into public ownership, Graham fails to reignite enthusiasm for the podcast war and they invent an excellent game (if you were in the same school and year as them).  There is a hidden easter egg of Adam being intermittently bothered by a cat.

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Episode 124 – Welsh Bull Fighting

In which our heroes learn about Blockchain. Adam talks about Jeff Bezos, Graham talks about a precocious 11 year old boy, Dan says something about millennials and Chris goes on about San Andreas for ages as if it’s episode 28.

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Episode 123 – Beaver carnage

In which our heroes replace one Chris with another, explore Graham’s South-African-dar again, Graham talks quite a lot about boy bands, we discuss B*witched’s discography and discuss the shameful state of consumer technology.  There is also beaver carnage.

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