In which our heroes are reunited, start a quest together and possibly accidentally kill some completely innocent goblins.
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Yearly Archives: 2018
Dungeons & Dickheads Season 2: Part Double Zero
Episode 144 – Or 145. Who can say?
In which our diminished and depleted heroes mourn the fires in Greece, possibly violate the Official Secrets Act, plot to throw Daniel in a canal, interview one of Graham’s neighbours and eat some really loud prawn crackers that I thought it was funnier not to edit out.
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Episode 157 – A Surplus of Danish Semen
Dungeons & Dickheads Season 2: Part Zero
Episode 139 – Graham Died
In which our heroes resurrect an episode long thought dead, but in doing so sacrifice Graham to the dark gods of hotel internet. We also talk about computer games and shit. There’s a lovely surprise in there too!
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Episode 154 – A Hearty Dewbit
Episode 156 – Escape Room Frolics
Episode 153 – Hardwired Christ
In which our heroes solve terrorism. Graham dismisses Chris’ wine drinking, Chris dismisses Graham’s gin drinking and Adam gives thanks to Jesus that he doesn’t have to provide Chris with technical support.
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Episode 155 – Fly Tipping Children
In which our heroes yet again fail to record anything resembling a podcast. Adam repays his debt to society, Graham disrespects other peoples sensitive information (AGAIN) and Christopher contemplates the moral maze of accidentally acquired children and boy monkey weeing. Also, face crabs.
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Episode 152 – One In One Out
In which Christopher solves his computer problem. Adam recalls his (obviously homo-erotic) dream about Graham. Graham offends many women and Christopher with his crude language and everyone agrees on plans for white genocide.
PLUS – we launch an exciting listener competition.
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Episode 150 – The Chris Is Silent
Episode 151 – Molotov Magnum
Episode 149 – Insanity Apple
Episode 148 – Brown Underpant Crime
Episode 147 – Throwing in the trowel
Episode 146 – Gangster’s Wives Special
Episode 145 – Eggs, Eggs and More Eggs
In which Christopher advocates drowning children and possibly breaks the official secrets act and Graham recycles content from previous episodes. More is revealed about Graham’s new neighbour in a way that Adam would probably have prevented, so it is definitely his fault for not supervising.
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Episode 143 – General Dan’s Penis Regulations
Episode 142 – Chris Juice
Episode 141 – Fake Megabus
Episode 122 – Flying Banana Boats
In which our heroes look at pictures of tiny aeroplanes (yes, really, on a podcast) and plan a podcast outing. Graham disrespects the heroes of war and Chris and Dan make many single item lists.
There are no new years resolutions (which helps to approximately date this historical offering).
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Episode 138 – Constipated Politics
In which our heroes go to a ginger wedding, have thoughts about things, bully Daniel into singing and Chris impresses everyone with his current up to date musical references.
PLUS – A story about Ruddy William.
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Episode 140 – The Two Star Podcast Chillout Room
In which our heroes sit back, relax, and generally chill out. Graham makes himself a nice Gin and Tonic, Adam silences the annoying cats and cars in his life and Dan gets his dick out in the light of a burning dustbin to impress a lady.
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Episode 137 – Colostomy, not catheter
Episode 136 – Train Noises
Episode 135 – Young Twostar
In which our heroes discuss quality tv, wrestle with GDPR, discuss the local elections, debrief from their expedition into the countryside and conduct a scientific study into what constitutes a sea.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:08 — 54.3MB)
Episode 134 – Good Things Come To Those Who…
Episode 133 – Hotel Asphixy Wank Death
In which our heroes get under a towel, plan Graham’s death by (sexual) misadventure, stumble upon actual content, threaten multiple regicide, libel a twinkle and then use their excellent internet sleuthing skills to track another one down.
Editors note: this one is a real mess, but quite a funny mess.
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Episode 132 – Graham caught IBS and so can you
Episode 131 – Meat Does Not Shatter
Episode 128 – Snow
Episode 130 – To The Guff Barge!
Episode 129 – Fairly Conventional Nipples
Episode 127 – The Mull of Kintyre Test
In which our heroes suffer from the Mandella effect. Adam laments the lack of televised penises, Dan does some cooking, Chris talks about some of his favourite episodes from Friends and Graham freestyles a diss track about David from Birmingham with surprisingly adequate results.
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Episode 126 – Girl Scout Diss Tracks
Dungeons & Dickheads – What Happened Next?
Episode 125 – PODCAST TERRORISM!
In which our heroes use a new recording platform, Chris gets taken into public ownership, Graham fails to reignite enthusiasm for the podcast war and they invent an excellent game (if you were in the same school and year as them). There is a hidden easter egg of Adam being intermittently bothered by a cat.
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Episode 124 – Welsh Bull Fighting
In which our heroes learn about Blockchain. Adam talks about Jeff Bezos, Graham talks about a precocious 11 year old boy, Dan says something about millennials and Chris goes on about San Andreas for ages as if it’s episode 28.
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Episode 123 – Beaver carnage
In which our heroes replace one Chris with another, explore Graham’s South-African-dar again, Graham talks quite a lot about boy bands, we discuss B*witched’s discography and discuss the shameful state of consumer technology. There is also beaver carnage.
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Dungeons & Dickheads
Hey hey podnobbers. Just a heads-up that Dungeons & Dickheads has a separate podcast feed now, in case that’s a thing that interests you.
Here is the RSS link: http://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/dungeons
It will be in iTunes and that soon.
Anyway, bye.