In which our heroes talk paedo pop, RADAR, foreign doctors and exorcism
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Episode 67 – That Shitty Podcast
In which our heroes discuss the Richard Curtis Multiverse, reneg on their hate crime plans, answer a listener’s letter about dirty protests and talk about TV programmes that aired many years before their average listener was born.
Here is the camera dildo:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013JSWZNE?th=1
Here is the video of a man drilling his iTelephone:
https://youtu.be/5tqH-Un9SFU
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Episode 65 – Fluttering Kite
Episode 64 – Pride & Robotic Wanking Claws
Episode 63 – Robotic Wanking Claw Part 2
In which our heroes take a lady hostage, exile Donald Trump to Mexico, catch a German swimmer with a fishing hook and discuss poo crumbs & robotic wanking claw robotic_wanking_claws buy cheap robotic wanking claws sex porn.
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Episode 62 – The Horrific Dick Incident
Episode 61 – Christopher from Dorset shot Harambe
Episode 57 – Wasted Potential
Episode 56 – Evil Japanese AI Beer
In which our heroes brew beer by algorithm, Adam wants to be more evil, Christopher from Dorset review Absolutely Fabulous and Craig David’s beard, and Graham goes off on one about Japanese pop-culture.
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Episode 54 – Hipstr
In which our heroes pick through the remains of the UK political system to see what can be salvaged, review Craig David’s new song and ripped bod and Christopher from Dorset tells us about his holiday.
Here are the Craig David pictures we toss off to:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/13/article-2341240-1A4E7EE0000005DC-872_634x624.jpg
http://www.dnamagazine.com.au/media/0/49723/2/maycraigdavid1.jpg
http://www.averagejanes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/training-craig-david.jpg
https://thirtyfiveandfit.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/jodie-marsh-body-builder.jpg
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Episode 52 – Chat Shit, Get Banged
Episode 51 – Half Podcast Half Biscuit
Episode 50 – The Legend of J D Wetherspoon
In which our heroes are joined by Christopher from Dorset and David from @geeknewsradio. They talk about wrestling, hipsters & shitting, and delve into the lore and legend of J D Wetherspoon.
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Episode 48 – The Naked Episode
Episode 46 – Bathtub Prosecco
Episode 45 – Sexy Robocop
In which our heroes accidentally show Skynet what they look like. Adam gives us some nutrition tips, Dan has a go on a Japanese sex robot and Graham points out that All Saints are definitely not a manifestation of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, which is obvious. Of course they’re not. It’s not even worth discussing, forget we mentioned it.
Here are the links to the virtual sex suit:
http://www.refinery29.uk/2016/04/107922/virtual-reality-sex-suit
http://ir.net/news/vr-games-apps/124084/illusion-vr-sex-suit/
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Episode 44 – Panamanian Cheese Apocalypse
In which our heroes start to plan their apocalypse survival strategy. Adam dicks about in the virtual realm, Dan moves funds off-shore and Graham continues his adventures as an American truck driver
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Episode 43 – Steam Port
Episode 42 – Poddy McPodface
In which our heroes blaspheme. Graham reports on Barry Chuckle’s racist views, Adam is OUTRAGED that Easter has been BANNED and Dan names a ship.
The audio quality in this episode is frankly a disgrace so, like, sorry for that and shit.
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Episode 41 – Rise of The J-Turn Sex Ninjas
In which our heroes grapple with technology. Graham desecrates monuments with wicked car stunts, Adam dresses as a ninja and wanks off outside someone’s front door and Dan gets his dick torn off playing rugby.
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Episode 39 – Emergency Clips Show
In which our heroes haven’t bothered to record an actual episode so have just compiled the three least shit bits from previous episodes. Except the play, that goes on too long. You might want to stop listening about 15 minutes in.
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Episode 38 – A Soggy Croissant
Episode 37 – Technical Difficulties
In which our heroes go to the pub. The podcast fractures into two timelines like from Sliding Doors, Dan reports on a Spaniard who didn’t go to work for 6 years and Christopher from Dorset starts a listeners’ union.
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Episode 36 – Lesbian Step-Mum MILF
Episode 35.5 – Radio Dan
Episode 35 – Channing Potatum
Episode 34 – Mimetic Polyalloy
Episode 33 – Two Sets of Knockers
Episode 32 – Naughty Santa’s Helper
Episode 31 – Jumping on the Parsnip Train
Episode 30 – 2016 Predictions
In which our heroes discuss which celebrity will die first in 2016, review the ongoing war effort and give Dan dating tips.
Here is a link to the quiz what we done: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30500372
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Episode 29 – 2015 Review
Episode 28 – Circumcision Ambulance
Episode 27 – Pyjamify This Top
Episode 26 – A Totally Offensive Individual
Episode 25 – Outraging Public Decency
Episode 24 – #Piggate Special
Episode 23 – Rapid Response Priest Team
In which our heroes bootleg Ribena, Graham has a genuinely good idea for a film, Adam finds love at Ashley Madison and Dan is infested by lizards.
Oh, I forgot. Here’s the link to the zombie tin can video life hack thing in case you care:
http://diply.com/lance2015/did-you-know-you-can-open-cans-without-a-can/163008
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Episode 22 – Shisgust
Episode 21 – Tennis Special
Episode 20 – A Journey of Terror
In which our heroes are bored by a computer game trailer, Adam teaches us about the world of My Little Pony fandom, Graham plays the worst song ever recorded and Dan makes cake in a mug.
If there’s something wrong with you and you want to see the links referenced in this episode then fill your boots:
Concentration Camp Ponies:
https://twitter.com/mlp_txt/status/600896363832942592
Pony Lube:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/224376017/pony-up-personal-lubricant-scented?ref=shop_home_active_1
Horrific Filth (DO NOT CLICK ON THIS):
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/12/okay_umsome_dude_accidentally_boiled_a_my_little_p.php
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Episode 19 – Eating Beef Bacon
In which our heroes finally cook and eat beef bacon and the world’s most Yorkshire man turns up for no reason that’s any of your business, if I invite strangers into my house while I record a podcast then that’s up to me. Get off my case. My daughter talks on it too because I couldn’t be arsed to edit it. Just be glad we’ve even bothered to do this episode you bunch of bloody ingrates.
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Episode 18 – Daniel Mercer Memorial Episode
In which our heroes get progressively more drunk, Graham asks which rapper likes which crisps, Adam desperately tries to talk to everyone about Fast & Furious and Dan dies in a motorway pile up
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Episode 17 – Failure to Thrive
Episode 9 – Politics Or Bollocktics
In which our heroes break out the emergency backup episode number while they desperately try and get good enough for Episode 17, do a diamond heist and Dan incessantly types and clicks his mouse in the background, despite having been repeatedly told not to
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Episode 16 – Suck Your Mum Rudeboy
Episode 15 – Horrible Circumcision Accident
KICK OUR BEEF
Hey podfans! Our Kickstarter thing is now LIVE and you can help us achieve our dream of eating beef bacon! Pledge £50 and Dan will nosh you off! (Kickstarter don’t let you put sex acts as official pledge rewards which is stupid really, considering that’s the ultimate goal of anyone using Kickstarter to back any project of any kind.)
Episode 14 – Press Gang Special
In which our heroes unearth a rare recording of the lost Scottish edition of Fun House, Dan fries an egg for a stranger off the Internet and Adam refuses to say anything other than “Mr. Milkshake wants to eat a yum yum”
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