In which our heroes scream into the void. Dan starts an OnlyFans, Chris has a Midnight Run, Graham examines his bum bones, and Adam lurks menacingly.
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In which our heroes bravely struggle against background noise. Adam explains what a thing sounds like twice. Chris verifies the accuracy of Adam’s description from personal experience. Graham finally understands. Everyone enjoys a happy memory. Dan was there but made no contribution.
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In which our heroes save the economy and think about Big Men and Big Weather. Graham gets harassed by a waitress, Adam prepares to flee the country and Christopher starts a new career verifying children. Isn’t the weather lovely at the moment? When you think about it is actually lovely all the time. WEATHER IS GREAT.
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Note: This is a repost of 173 because Dan linked the wrong audio and some feeds won’t update with the correct one.
In which our heroes discuss their upcoming holidays, complain about how shit things are and reflect on the latest techniques for keeping cool.
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In which our heroes have done actual production. Daniel plays Dutch netball, Adam discovers a mystery cable and Graham blurs the lines between encouraging Dan’s romantic endeavours and sexual harassment.
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In which our heroes have white privilege. Graham rants about razor blades, Adam wanks into a robot, and they rip off the format of an excellent podcast which is available at https://play.acast.com/s/offmenu
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In which our heroes get divorced from Jeff Amazon. Graham drinks too much Dragon Soop and damages his heart, Adam has a vomit bath, Chris enjoys retired life and Daniel once again turns up late and drunk.
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In which Adam and Chris extract a confession from Daniel. Chris gets a new phone and makes inadvisable comments about the grooming habits of football men. Brexit is discussed and everyone just feels awful about the state of the world. But then Chris does a magic wee that cheers everyone up.
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In which our diminished and depleted heroes mourn the fires in Greece, possibly violate the Official Secrets Act, plot to throw Daniel in a canal, interview one of Graham’s neighbours and eat some really loud prawn crackers that I thought it was funnier not to edit out.
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In which our heroes resurrect an episode long thought dead, but in doing so sacrifice Graham to the dark gods of hotel internet. We also talk about computer games and shit. There’s a lovely surprise in there too!
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In which our heroes solve terrorism. Graham dismisses Chris’ wine drinking, Chris dismisses Graham’s gin drinking and Adam gives thanks to Jesus that he doesn’t have to provide Chris with technical support.
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In which our heroes yet again fail to record anything resembling a podcast. Adam repays his debt to society, Graham disrespects other peoples sensitive information (AGAIN) and Christopher contemplates the moral maze of accidentally acquired children and boy monkey weeing. Also, face crabs.
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In which Christopher solves his computer problem. Adam recalls his (obviously homo-erotic) dream about Graham. Graham offends many women and Christopher with his crude language and everyone agrees on plans for white genocide.
PLUS – we launch an exciting listener competition.
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