Category Archives: Podcast Episodes

Episode 191 – The OnlyFans of Podcasts

In which our heroes scream into the void. Dan starts an OnlyFans, Chris has a Midnight Run, Graham examines his bum bones, and Adam lurks menacingly.

Episode 190 – Return to the Laundromat

In which our heroes bravely struggle against background noise. Adam explains what a thing sounds like twice. Chris verifies the accuracy of Adam’s description from personal experience. Graham finally understands. Everyone enjoys a happy memory.  Dan was there but made no contribution.

Episode 188 – Pavlovian Shitting

In which our heroes breach the lockdown. Dan sunbathes naked in a park, Chris forces unwanted eggs on children, Graham soils himself in meetings, and Adam becomes a 5G truther.

Episode 1 – Rebirth

In which our heroes reboot the podcast continuity. Chris eats a crumble, Dan laments his forbidden love and Graham draws triangles.

Episode 183 – Echoes of Yesterday

In which our heroes suffer audio maladies. Chris turns up late, Dan clips and echoes, and Adam is a free agent. Also in this episode, introducing new podcast member Will Nortico.

Episode 182 – Big Men and Big Weather

In which our heroes save the economy and think about Big Men and Big Weather.  Graham gets harassed by a waitress, Adam prepares to flee the country and Christopher starts a new career verifying children.  Isn’t the weather lovely at the moment?  When you think about it is actually lovely all the time.  WEATHER IS GREAT.

Episode 180 – Get On The Groovy Train

In which our heroes Queer Eye Daniel. Adam falls through a window, Daniel runs through one, Chris fails Dry January again and Graham shits himself… or does he?!

Episode 179 – Bathtime!

In which our heroes are short-staffed due to scheduling issues. Adam hands in his notice and Dan builds a sex toy empire. This episode smells like my vagina.

Episode 177 – I Kind Of Had To

In which our heroes transport the listener to the distant past as a narrative device,  and totally not because I couldn’t be bothered to edit it over Christmas

Episode 176 – Portuguese Sexytimes

In which our heroes have technical difficulties. Chris is AWOL, Graham has a stalking relapse, Dan enjoys Friends, and Adam is deathly ill.

Episode 175 – Brett Goldstein’s Films To Be Buried With

In which our heroes talk about films and baths. Other stuff too mebbes, but Graham uploaded it without listening and can’t remember any details.

Episode 173 – Muted Construction Noises

Note: This is a repost of 173 because Dan linked the wrong audio and some feeds won’t update with the correct one.

In which our heroes discuss their upcoming holidays, complain about how shit things are and reflect on the latest techniques for keeping cool.

Episode 174 – The Case of the Keys and the Lifeguard

In which our heroes investigate the mystery of why Chris woke up face down in the sea with no memory and no keys.

Episode 172 – Sixteen Layers of Big Dicks

In which our heroes have done actual production. Daniel plays Dutch netball, Adam discovers a mystery cable and Graham blurs the lines between encouraging Dan’s romantic endeavours and sexual harassment.

Episode 171 – Dubstep Bill

In which our heroes apologise for everything. Dan goes to Glastonbury, Graham attempts to kidnap the Funhouse Twins, and Adam keeps forgetting to edit the episode.

Episode 170 – [loud breathing noise]

In which our heroes discuss what makes a pizza. Graham recalls pissing on his cat, Chris tells us about some corpses he saw, Dan types slightly less that usual and Adam is dead.

Episode 168 – Election Fever

In which our heroes discuss some elections, the very important subject of biscuits, and play Heroquest.   Not gonna lie, the Heroquest stuff is not our best work.  Some of our purest though…

Episode 167 – Off Menu with Ed Gamble & James Acaster

In which our heroes have white privilege. Graham rants about razor blades, Adam wanks into a robot, and they rip off the format of an excellent podcast which is available at https://play.acast.com/s/offmenu

Episode 164 – BezOS

In which our heroes get divorced from Jeff Amazon. Graham drinks too much Dragon Soop and damages his heart, Adam has a vomit bath, Chris enjoys retired life and Daniel once again turns up late and drunk.

Episode 163 – BAN THIS FILTH

In which Adam and Chris extract a confession from Daniel.  Chris gets a new phone and makes inadvisable comments about the grooming habits of football men.  Brexit is discussed and everyone just feels awful about the state of the world.  But then Chris does a magic wee that cheers everyone up.

Episode 162 – Offensive Ponds

In which our heroes are diminished but not defeated. Chris develops a scheme to profit from his inevitable political career and Adam has a lot of problems with semantics.

Dungeons and Dickheads: Season 2, Part 3 – Izzy Wizzy Let’s Get Busy

In which our heroes do bad things with glove puppets and end up where they were about two and a half podcasts ago.

Episode 159 – Bigger Than A Bread Bin

In which our heroes look backwards and forwards at the same time. Dan gets some pussy, Chris gets withdrawal, and Adam gets technical.

Episode 160 – Dead, Deader, Deadest

In which our heroes pilot an exciting new quiz format and harass Dan about his breadbin

Episode 158 – Christmas Party 2018

In which our heroes drink a lot and are joined by Alastair from Nottingham

Dungeons and Dickheads Season 2: Part 1 – Roll Out The Barrel!

In which our heroes are reunited, start a quest together and possibly accidentally kill some completely innocent goblins.

Dungeons & Dickheads Season 2: Part Double Zero

In which our heroes mourn. Graham and Chris go on a pub crawl and anger some “monks”, Dan does some tedious admin.

Episode 144 – Or 145. Who can say?

In which our diminished and depleted heroes mourn the fires in Greece, possibly violate the Official Secrets Act, plot to throw Daniel in a canal, interview one of Graham’s neighbours and eat some really loud prawn crackers that I thought it was funnier not to edit out.

Episode 157 – A Surplus of Danish Semen

In which our heroes plan their next holiday. Chris has a haircut, Graham is a Victim Of Crime, Adam recounts his time in an escape room and Daniel [inaudible due to train noise]

Dungeons & Dickheads Season 2: Part Zero

In which our heroes go on a side quest. Graham and Gemma are nowhere to be found while Chris and Dan hunt for treasure. Everything goes wrong.

Episode 139 – Graham Died

In which our heroes resurrect an episode long thought dead, but in doing so sacrifice Graham to the dark gods of hotel internet.  We also talk about computer games and shit.  There’s a lovely surprise in there too!

Episode 154 – A Hearty Dewbit

In which our heroes learn about made up meals. Graham chooses bionic enhancements for his penis, Adam slanders a teacher and Chris recalls the time he shit his pants in a shop.

Episode 156 – Escape Room Frolics

In which our heroes escape. Dan returns to talk about wanking, Graham bids for project work and Adam talks about gnomes.

Episode 153 – Hardwired Christ

In which our heroes solve terrorism. Graham dismisses Chris’ wine drinking, Chris dismisses Graham’s gin drinking and Adam gives thanks to Jesus that he doesn’t have to provide Chris with technical support.

Episode 155 – Fly Tipping Children

In which our heroes yet again fail to record anything resembling a podcast.  Adam repays his debt to society, Graham disrespects other peoples sensitive information (AGAIN) and Christopher contemplates the moral maze of accidentally acquired children and boy monkey weeing.  Also, face crabs.

Episode 152 – One In One Out

In which Christopher solves his computer problem.  Adam recalls his (obviously homo-erotic) dream about Graham.  Graham offends many women and Christopher with his crude language and everyone agrees on plans for white genocide.

PLUS – we launch an exciting listener competition.

Episode 150 – The Chris Is Silent

In which our heroes suffer Chris problems. Chris is absent for the first 8 minutes despite being present, Graham talks about shitting a lot and Adam segues from bell ends to bell curves.

Episode 151 – Molotov Magnum

In which our heroes are joined by David from Birmingham whom they try to doxx again, as well as discussing problematic neighbours and deciding what kind of post-Brexit dystopia they’d prefer

Episode 149 – Insanity Apple

In which our heroes are joined by Brandon who teaches them about the mystical land of America

Episode 148 – Brown Underpant Crime

In which our heroes talk mostly about poo (but also wee) for over an hour and run out of time to do an actual podcast.

Episode 147 – Throwing in the trowel

In which our heroes insult a listener, abandon a long-term podcast project, go on a speed awareness course and talk about toilets & poo for a very, very long time.

Episode 146 – Gangster’s Wives Special

In which our heroes buy booze and talk about Gangster’s Wives, the greatest film yet to be made