In which our heroes uncover the truth about Noel Edmonds’ magic box, sell water to hipsters and spend hours tediously trying to think up bird / curry puns.
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Category Archives: Podcast Episodes
Episode 50 – The Legend of J D Wetherspoon
In which our heroes are joined by Christopher from Dorset and David from @geeknewsradio. They talk about wrestling, hipsters & shitting, and delve into the lore and legend of J D Wetherspoon.
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Episode 48 – The Naked Episode
Episode 47 – Fuck Bees
Episode 46 – Bathtub Prosecco
Episode 45 – Sexy Robocop
In which our heroes accidentally show Skynet what they look like. Adam gives us some nutrition tips, Dan has a go on a Japanese sex robot and Graham points out that All Saints are definitely not a manifestation of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, which is obvious. Of course they’re not. It’s not even worth discussing, forget we mentioned it.
Here are the links to the virtual sex suit:
http://www.refinery29.uk/2016/04/107922/virtual-reality-sex-suit
http://ir.net/news/vr-games-apps/124084/illusion-vr-sex-suit/
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Episode 44 – Panamanian Cheese Apocalypse
In which our heroes start to plan their apocalypse survival strategy. Adam dicks about in the virtual realm, Dan moves funds off-shore and Graham continues his adventures as an American truck driver
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Episode 43 – Steam Port
Episode 42 – Poddy McPodface
In which our heroes blaspheme. Graham reports on Barry Chuckle’s racist views, Adam is OUTRAGED that Easter has been BANNED and Dan names a ship.
The audio quality in this episode is frankly a disgrace so, like, sorry for that and shit.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 42:07 — 30.4MB)
Episode 41 – Rise of The J-Turn Sex Ninjas
In which our heroes grapple with technology. Graham desecrates monuments with wicked car stunts, Adam dresses as a ninja and wanks off outside someone’s front door and Dan gets his dick torn off playing rugby.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 37:19 — 26.9MB)
Episode 39 – Emergency Clips Show
In which our heroes haven’t bothered to record an actual episode so have just compiled the three least shit bits from previous episodes. Except the play, that goes on too long. You might want to stop listening about 15 minutes in.
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Episode 38 – A Soggy Croissant
Episode 37 – Technical Difficulties
In which our heroes go to the pub. The podcast fractures into two timelines like from Sliding Doors, Dan reports on a Spaniard who didn’t go to work for 6 years and Christopher from Dorset starts a listeners’ union.
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Episode 36 – Lesbian Step-Mum MILF
Episode 35.5 – Radio Dan
Episode 35 – Channing Potatum
Episode 34 – Mimetic Polyalloy
Episode 33 – Two Sets of Knockers
Episode 32 – Naughty Santa’s Helper
Episode 31 – Jumping on the Parsnip Train
Episode 30 – 2016 Predictions
In which our heroes discuss which celebrity will die first in 2016, review the ongoing war effort and give Dan dating tips.
Here is a link to the quiz what we done: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30500372
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Episode 29 – 2015 Review
Episode 28 – Circumcision Ambulance
Episode 27 – Pyjamify This Top
Episode 26 – A Totally Offensive Individual
Episode 25 – Outraging Public Decency
Episode 24 – #Piggate Special
Episode 23.5 – All Filler
Episode 23 – Rapid Response Priest Team
In which our heroes bootleg Ribena, Graham has a genuinely good idea for a film, Adam finds love at Ashley Madison and Dan is infested by lizards.
Oh, I forgot. Here’s the link to the zombie tin can video life hack thing in case you care:
http://diply.com/lance2015/did-you-know-you-can-open-cans-without-a-can/163008
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Episode 22 – Shisgust
Episode 21 – Tennis Special
Episode 20 – A Journey of Terror
In which our heroes are bored by a computer game trailer, Adam teaches us about the world of My Little Pony fandom, Graham plays the worst song ever recorded and Dan makes cake in a mug.
If there’s something wrong with you and you want to see the links referenced in this episode then fill your boots:
Concentration Camp Ponies:
https://twitter.com/mlp_txt/status/600896363832942592
Pony Lube:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/224376017/pony-up-personal-lubricant-scented?ref=shop_home_active_1
Horrific Filth (DO NOT CLICK ON THIS):
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/12/okay_umsome_dude_accidentally_boiled_a_my_little_p.php
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Episode 19 – Eating Beef Bacon
In which our heroes finally cook and eat beef bacon and the world’s most Yorkshire man turns up for no reason that’s any of your business, if I invite strangers into my house while I record a podcast then that’s up to me. Get off my case. My daughter talks on it too because I couldn’t be arsed to edit it. Just be glad we’ve even bothered to do this episode you bunch of bloody ingrates.
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Episode 18 – Daniel Mercer Memorial Episode
In which our heroes get progressively more drunk, Graham asks which rapper likes which crisps, Adam desperately tries to talk to everyone about Fast & Furious and Dan dies in a motorway pile up
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:03:53 — 59.1MB)
Episode 17 – Failure to Thrive
Episode 9 – Politics Or Bollocktics
In which our heroes break out the emergency backup episode number while they desperately try and get good enough for Episode 17, do a diamond heist and Dan incessantly types and clicks his mouse in the background, despite having been repeatedly told not to
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 52:00 — 48.2MB)
Episode 16 – Suck Your Mum Rudeboy
Episode 15 – Horrible Circumcision Accident
Episode 14 – Press Gang Special
In which our heroes unearth a rare recording of the lost Scottish edition of Fun House, Dan fries an egg for a stranger off the Internet and Adam refuses to say anything other than “Mr. Milkshake wants to eat a yum yum”
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Episode 13 – 250,000 Pubes
Episode 12 – Antiwaffle
Episode 11 – Benda Blaster
Episode 10 – Beef Bacon
Episode 8 – Christmas Special
Episode 7 – Epic Bantz
Episode 6 – Egg Club
In which our heroes make the Internet a wonderful, harmonious place, bang on about Formula E for ages and use their particular set of skills to look for Liam Neeson, find Liam Neeson and hit Liam Neeson
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Episode 5 – Buff Fungus
Episode 4 – Indian Egg Rice
Episode 3 – Occult Powered
Episode 2 – 2 Two Star 2 Podcast
In which our heroes uncover the shocking truth about how [REDACTED] took a [REDACTED] and stuck it right up a [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] in front of the [REDACTED] with a bowl of figs on the Scottish edition of Fun House, recite all the Fast & Furious movies verbatim and discover the importance of triple redundancy
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 53:43 — 49.8MB)