In which our heroes reboot the podcast continuity. Chris eats a crumble, Dan laments his forbidden love and Graham draws triangles.
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This episode needs no explanation. WARMER COLDER. Someone might need to explain it to Dan.
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In which our heroes suffer audio maladies. Chris turns up late, Dan clips and echoes, and Adam is a free agent. Also in this episode, introducing new podcast member Will Nortico.
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In which our heroes save the economy and think about Big Men and Big Weather. Graham gets harassed by a waitress, Adam prepares to flee the country and Christopher starts a new career verifying children. Isn’t the weather lovely at the moment? When you think about it is actually lovely all the time. WEATHER IS GREAT.
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In which our heroes drunkenly reminisce about childhood holidays and Graham finally gets something off his chest.
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In which our heroes Queer Eye Daniel. Adam falls through a window, Daniel runs through one, Chris fails Dry January again and Graham shits himself… or does he?!
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In which our heroes are short-staffed due to scheduling issues. Adam hands in his notice and Dan builds a sex toy empire. This episode smells like my vagina.
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In which our heroes transport the listener to the distant past as a narrative device, and totally not because I couldn’t be bothered to edit it over Christmas
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In which our heroes have technical difficulties. Chris is AWOL, Graham has a stalking relapse, Dan enjoys Friends, and Adam is deathly ill.
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In which our heroes form a boy band of ex Tory leaders, discuss problematic pooing and work on their job interview skills.
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In which our heroes talk about films and baths. Other stuff too mebbes, but Graham uploaded it without listening and can’t remember any details.
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Note: This is a repost of 173 because Dan linked the wrong audio and some feeds won’t update with the correct one.
In which our heroes discuss their upcoming holidays, complain about how shit things are and reflect on the latest techniques for keeping cool.
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In which our heroes investigate the mystery of why Chris woke up face down in the sea with no memory and no keys.
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In which our heroes have done actual production. Daniel plays Dutch netball, Adam discovers a mystery cable and Graham blurs the lines between encouraging Dan’s romantic endeavours and sexual harassment.
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In which our heroes apologise for everything. Dan goes to Glastonbury, Graham attempts to kidnap the Funhouse Twins, and Adam keeps forgetting to edit the episode.
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In which our heroes discuss what makes a pizza. Graham recalls pissing on his cat, Chris tells us about some corpses he saw, Dan types slightly less that usual and Adam is dead.
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In which our heroes discuss some elections, the very important subject of biscuits, and play Heroquest. Not gonna lie, the Heroquest stuff is not our best work. Some of our purest though…
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In which our heroes have white privilege. Graham rants about razor blades, Adam wanks into a robot, and they rip off the format of an excellent podcast which is available at https://play.acast.com/s/offmenu
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In which our heroes talk about fruit and vegetables for over an hour
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In which our heroes get divorced from Jeff Amazon. Graham drinks too much Dragon Soop and damages his heart, Adam has a vomit bath, Chris enjoys retired life and Daniel once again turns up late and drunk.
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In which our heroes become covered in shit. Some other stuff happens I think, I wasn’t really listening.
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In which Adam and Chris extract a confession from Daniel. Chris gets a new phone and makes inadvisable comments about the grooming habits of football men. Brexit is discussed and everyone just feels awful about the state of the world. But then Chris does a magic wee that cheers everyone up.
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In which our heroes are diminished but not defeated. Chris develops a scheme to profit from his inevitable political career and Adam has a lot of problems with semantics.
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In which the real episode 161 is so bad that Chris makes a clip show instead.
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In which our heroes do bad things with glove puppets and end up where they were about two and a half podcasts ago.
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I mean, the title pretty much says it all.
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In which our heroes look backwards and forwards at the same time. Dan gets some pussy, Chris gets withdrawal, and Adam gets technical.
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In which our heroes pilot an exciting new quiz format and harass Dan about his breadbin
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In which our heroes drink a lot and are joined by Alastair from Nottingham
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In which our heroes are reunited, start a quest together and possibly accidentally kill some completely innocent goblins.
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In which our heroes mourn. Graham and Chris go on a pub crawl and anger some “monks”, Dan does some tedious admin.
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In which our diminished and depleted heroes mourn the fires in Greece, possibly violate the Official Secrets Act, plot to throw Daniel in a canal, interview one of Graham’s neighbours and eat some really loud prawn crackers that I thought it was funnier not to edit out.
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In which our heroes plan their next holiday. Chris has a haircut, Graham is a Victim Of Crime, Adam recounts his time in an escape room and Daniel [inaudible due to train noise]
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In which our heroes go on a side quest. Graham and Gemma are nowhere to be found while Chris and Dan hunt for treasure. Everything goes wrong.
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In which our heroes resurrect an episode long thought dead, but in doing so sacrifice Graham to the dark gods of hotel internet. We also talk about computer games and shit. There’s a lovely surprise in there too!
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In which our heroes learn about made up meals. Graham chooses bionic enhancements for his penis, Adam slanders a teacher and Chris recalls the time he shit his pants in a shop.
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In which our heroes escape. Dan returns to talk about wanking, Graham bids for project work and Adam talks about gnomes.
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In which our heroes solve terrorism. Graham dismisses Chris’ wine drinking, Chris dismisses Graham’s gin drinking and Adam gives thanks to Jesus that he doesn’t have to provide Chris with technical support.
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In which our heroes yet again fail to record anything resembling a podcast. Adam repays his debt to society, Graham disrespects other peoples sensitive information (AGAIN) and Christopher contemplates the moral maze of accidentally acquired children and boy monkey weeing. Also, face crabs.
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In which Christopher solves his computer problem. Adam recalls his (obviously homo-erotic) dream about Graham. Graham offends many women and Christopher with his crude language and everyone agrees on plans for white genocide.
PLUS – we launch an exciting listener competition.
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In which our heroes suffer Chris problems. Chris is absent for the first 8 minutes despite being present, Graham talks about shitting a lot and Adam segues from bell ends to bell curves.
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In which our heroes are joined by David from Birmingham whom they try to doxx again, as well as discussing problematic neighbours and deciding what kind of post-Brexit dystopia they’d prefer
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In which our heroes are joined by Brandon who teaches them about the mystical land of America
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In which our heroes talk mostly about poo (but also wee) for over an hour and run out of time to do an actual podcast.
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In which our heroes insult a listener, abandon a long-term podcast project, go on a speed awareness course and talk about toilets & poo for a very, very long time.
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In which our heroes buy booze and talk about Gangster’s Wives, the greatest film yet to be made
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In which Christopher advocates drowning children and possibly breaks the official secrets act and Graham recycles content from previous episodes. More is revealed about Graham’s new neighbour in a way that Adam would probably have prevented, so it is definitely his fault for not supervising.
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In which our heroes travel to Bangkok. Adam becomes a murderer for hire, Graham gets into a fight with a muscle man and Chris falls in love. Dan remains unaccounted for.
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In which our heroes drink some mysterious liquid which arrived by post, discuss cannibalism, Japanese trains & the Parisian helicopter prison break, and muse on the fact that IT’S COMING HOME
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In which our heroes ride the Megabus, dream about Jacob Rees Mogg and frequent glory holes
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