In which our heroes discuss entertainers and play a game that doesn’t work.
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In which our heroes, in lieu of any #content or original ideas, play No More Jockeys again.
Some technical difficulties have resulted in some sounds appearing in the recording which, to the untrained ear, may sound like disgusting burps but are actually very technical glitches that you wouldn’t understand. We apologise.
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In which our heroes discuss the merits of the performance enhanced Olympics, Chris attempts to invent a game show, and everyone reflects on the deep processes behind how we come to believe in anything. Handled with taste and class as always
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In which our heroes discuss the perfect drinks to drink in the shower and the perfect food to eat in the bath. After a brief segue through masturbating and the weather, they then move onto camouflaged horses and being electrocuted in the bath. Key issues all.
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In which a failed show-trial descends into chaos, the possibility that this isn’t the worst timeline is discussed and Chris arrives late to discuss a film he vaguely remembers and to defend the honour of Ruddy William.
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In which our heroes reflect. Dan gets drunk, Chris falls in love with paperwork, and Graham tries to seduce a grieving woman.
This is the last episode in the current campaign of Dungeons & Dickheads IN SPACE. Thank you for listening and we’ll be back soon! In the meantime why not have a listen to The Dice Chronicles Podcast and see if they can fill the void we’ve left in your life.
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In which our heroes ape the fantastic @moonunderpod created by @nomadicrevery and @robinallender. They each describe their perfect pub and specify two draught drinks, two bottles & a wildcard, ban something and choose an album for the jukebox.
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In which our heroes rush in. Someone gets shot, someone gets tied up, and someone briefly contemplates pissing on a bed.
This episode was originally over 3 hours long so we’ve split it into two parts. Part 2 coming soon!
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In which our heroes prepare to embark on a new adventure. Dan is a space Tory, Chris works to bring down the government from within, and Graham really wants to punch someone.
The game we will be playing is The Expanse RPG from Green Ronin
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In which our heroes discuss Graham’s descent into the petit bourgeoise via the medium of pants, discuss politics and accompanying space lasers, and play a fun game of Jew or Not Jew. The website wasn’t anti-Semitic, we did check.
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In which our heroes are joined by LeAnn and LuEllen from The One With Friends Podcast (@theonewithPOD). The main subject is the best & worst cameos & supporting roles on Friends, but given that the episode is nearly 2 hours long, you can probably guess that we go off on some tangents and ramble incoherently for a while.
Give it a listen, even if you’re an idiot like Dan and hate Friends, you’ll still enjoy it.
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A bumper episode to see in the new year. In which Graham pays an outrageous £35 for a haircut and remembers some childhood trauma and our heroes reminisce about the before times when they were allowed outside to do big drinking. Once sufficiently sad and drunk they make predictions for 2021.
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In which our heroes wonder about Todger Strunk, are rude about (white) South Africans, invent a game about national slurs, think about the sex life of John Major and Graham plagiarises Billy Connolly.
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In which our hero Chris suffers from a split personality, Dan is late and discusses his family, we have opinions on Cyberpunk 2077 and generally shit up the place. There’s also a critical comparison of the filmographies of Keanu Reeves and Rob Schneider, and what constitutes a national treasure. Also cheese. You’ll never be more popular than cheese.
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In which our heroes celebrate International Men’s Day. Adam contracts COVID-19, Graham solves a crime, Dan plans a crime, and Chris ranks some counties.
This weeks episode of the Two Star Podcast is brought to you by malaise. Malaise, it’s why this took a month to edit.
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In which our heroes fantasise about owning a pub, feel sad and worried about how awful the world is, play a stolen game (no more jockeys) and Chris stumbles across an ingenious drinking loophole.
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In which our heroes stay in bed and play a bootleg version of Richard Osman’s Birthday Game, during which Dan makes an incorrect allegation about Michael Vaughan and people are younger than Graham thinks.
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In which our heroes are buried alive. Dan is late, Chris has a lot of questions, Graham flees the city, and Adam tampers with some recordings.
Don’t forget you can join our Discord server here: https://discord.gg/keqeY4H and support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/twostarpodcast.
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In which our heroes reminisce about past holidays, discuss the risks and benefits of e-scooters, and discuss their gatecrashing of other podcasts.
You can see our holiday photos at Google Photos, if you would like to reminisce about a thing you did not do.
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In which our heroes join LeAnn and Luellen from The One With Friends Podcast (@theonewithPOD) to discuss S2 E6 – The One With The Baby On The Bus. They stay largely off-topic and give the girls a heck of a time trying to edit it down to a tight 40-50 minutes. Here’s the director’s cut with nothing omitted, regardless of how uninteresting it is.
Note: Graham was gravely ill with a mild cold when we recorded this which is why he sounds all bunged up.
Here is the monkey trying to steal the child:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6xGcUxuC4c
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In which our heroes work through a tortured metaphor for life, the universe and everything. Chris gets naked and argues about Billy Bragg, Caitlin Moran and superinjunctions, and Graham rejoices in The Rock
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In which our heroes perform a hate crime via the medium of a radio play, arrange expeditions onto other podcasts and reminisce about the sheer quality of our work. They also review some of the “comments” on the “blog” and make a detailed scientific study of cryptids.
Graham insisted I include a link to the Bel Air thing https://youtu.be/WAfJpyBgcgA
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In which our heroes learn how to have better conversations and then have one of their regular bad conversations.
Adam does too much breathing, Graham plans world podcast domination and Chris has a near death experience.
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In which our heroes are joined by guest Alice Vaughn (@RationalBlonde) from Two Girls One Mic (@TGOMPodcast).
Graham hosts another poorly thought-out quiz, Chris teaches us about his favourite dictator Enver Hoxha, Adam unbuttons his shirt and Dan is told to give up.
Alice’s dictator colouring (coloring) books, crayons and facemasks are available for purchase at offensivecrayons.com
Thank you for downloading our podcast, we appreciate the listens, fap away forever
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