In which our heroes train Dan to be a terrible human being (Pick Up Artist), Adam reports live from CES 2016 and Graham hates children.
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In which our heroes discuss which celebrity will die first in 2016, review the ongoing war effort and give Dan dating tips.
Here is a link to the quiz what we done: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30500372
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In which our heroes say what was the best stuff of 2015, declare war on another podcast and listen to the drunken ramblings of a pair of morons.
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In which our heroes discuss the colours of supermarkets, Graham drones on about San Andreas for ages, Adam gets radicalised and Dan learns about opposites.
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In which our heroes launch the 2015 Two Star Podcast Christmas Advert, Dan wanks off dolphins with an eel, Graham transplants monkey testicles onto humans and Adam thinks about midgets.
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In which our heroes endanger their lives with meat. Graham interacts with bigots, Adam moans about Windows 10 and Dan thinks about Muppet sex.
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In which our heroes have a 40 minute gak-wank in a pub, Adam moans about Youtubers, Dan finds a wonderful R Kelly cover and Graham alienates Belgium.
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In which our heroes discuss David Cameron’s swine-based hobbies. Adam attaches balloons to bears, Daniel destroys Germany and Graham persuades the others to form a human centipede with him.
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A disappointing 4.5 minutes of filler material so you don’t think we’ve forgotten about you, you needy bastards.
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In which our heroes bootleg Ribena, Graham has a genuinely good idea for a film, Adam finds love at Ashley Madison and Dan is infested by lizards.
Oh, I forgot. Here’s the link to the zombie tin can video life hack thing in case you care:
http://diply.com/lance2015/did-you-know-you-can-open-cans-without-a-can/163008
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In which our heroes pilot an exciting new quiz show format, Adam becomes an illegal migrant, Dan is kidnapped and made to go fishing, and Graham eats crisps.
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In which our heroes spin shit into gold. Adam is languishing in a Spanish prison so Graham learns about the Kardashians and Dan has a little breakdown.
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In which our heroes are bored by a computer game trailer, Adam teaches us about the world of My Little Pony fandom, Graham plays the worst song ever recorded and Dan makes cake in a mug.
If there’s something wrong with you and you want to see the links referenced in this episode then fill your boots:
Concentration Camp Ponies:
https://twitter.com/mlp_txt/status/600896363832942592
Pony Lube:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/224376017/pony-up-personal-lubricant-scented?ref=shop_home_active_1
Horrific Filth (DO NOT CLICK ON THIS):
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/12/okay_umsome_dude_accidentally_boiled_a_my_little_p.php
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In which our heroes finally cook and eat beef bacon and the world’s most Yorkshire man turns up for no reason that’s any of your business, if I invite strangers into my house while I record a podcast then that’s up to me. Get off my case. My daughter talks on it too because I couldn’t be arsed to edit it. Just be glad we’ve even bothered to do this episode you bunch of bloody ingrates.
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In which our heroes get progressively more drunk, Graham asks which rapper likes which crisps, Adam desperately tries to talk to everyone about Fast & Furious and Dan dies in a motorway pile up
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In which our heroes diagnose Graham’s brain illness, discuss vacuum cleaners and Adam regurgitates an orphan
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In which our heroes break out the emergency backup episode number while they desperately try and get good enough for Episode 17, do a diamond heist and Dan incessantly types and clicks his mouse in the background, despite having been repeatedly told not to
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In which our heroes do some minty farts, give a fan advice on how to woo the object of his desire and make soup out of ladybirds
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In which our heroes become the new hosts of Top Gear, talk at great length about poo and Dan purchases an award winning B&B in Abergavenny
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In which our heroes unearth a rare recording of the lost Scottish edition of Fun House, Dan fries an egg for a stranger off the Internet and Adam refuses to say anything other than “Mr. Milkshake wants to eat a yum yum”
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In which our heroes perform a play about bodybuilders doing maths, create some donut-hybrid confectionery and infiltrate & destroy the Scouts
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In which our heroes slander a billionaire, battle and ultimately destroy the forces of evil, and strangle a badger
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In which our heroes learn about Melanie & Martina from Fun House and become amphibious.
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