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Episode 20 – A Journey of Terror

Audio June 29, 2015 graham Leave a comment

In which our heroes are bored by a computer game trailer, Adam teaches us about the world of My Little Pony fandom, Graham plays the worst song ever recorded and Dan makes cake in a mug.

If there’s something wrong with you and you want to see the links referenced in this episode then fill your boots:

Concentration Camp Ponies:
https://twitter.com/mlp_txt/status/600896363832942592

Pony Lube:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/224376017/pony-up-personal-lubricant-scented?ref=shop_home_active_1

Horrific Filth (DO NOT CLICK ON THIS):

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/12/okay_umsome_dude_accidentally_boiled_a_my_little_p.php

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Episode 19 – Eating Beef Bacon

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In which our heroes finally cook and eat beef bacon and the world’s most Yorkshire man turns up for no reason that’s any of your business, if I invite strangers into my house while I record a podcast then that’s up to me. Get off my case. My daughter talks on it too because I couldn’t be arsed to edit it. Just be glad we’ve even bothered to do this episode you bunch of bloody ingrates.

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Episode 18 – Daniel Mercer Memorial Episode

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In which our heroes get progressively more drunk, Graham asks which rapper likes which crisps, Adam desperately tries to talk to everyone about Fast & Furious and Dan dies in a motorway pile up

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Episode 17 – Failure to Thrive

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In which our heroes diagnose Graham’s brain illness, discuss vacuum cleaners and Adam regurgitates an orphan

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Episode 9 – Politics Or Bollocktics

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In which our heroes break out the emergency backup episode number while they desperately try and get good enough for Episode 17, do a diamond heist and Dan incessantly types and clicks his mouse in the background, despite having been repeatedly told not to

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Episode 16 – Suck Your Mum Rudeboy

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In which our heroes do some minty farts, give a fan advice on how to woo the object of his desire and make soup out of ladybirds

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Episode 15 – Horrible Circumcision Accident

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In which our heroes become the new hosts of Top Gear, talk at great length about poo and Dan purchases an award winning B&B in Abergavenny

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Episode 14 – Press Gang Special

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In which our heroes unearth a rare recording of the lost Scottish edition of Fun House, Dan fries an egg for a stranger off the Internet and Adam refuses to say anything other than “Mr. Milkshake wants to eat a yum yum”

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Episode 13 – 250,000 Pubes

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In which our heroes have a wank in space, suck air into their bums and eat fourteen rolls of Sellotape

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Episode 12 – Antiwaffle

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In which our heroes perform a play about bodybuilders doing maths, create some donut-hybrid confectionery and infiltrate & destroy the Scouts

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Episode 11 – Benda Blaster

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In which our heroes fix the Oscars, give Dan his probation review and tickle some pigs

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Episode 10 – Beef Bacon

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In which our heroes pull some pork, insert alarm clocks into their various orifices and commandeer a military submarine to enter and win the Americas Cup

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Episode 8 – Christmas Special

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In which our heroes launch the podcast Christmas advert, poo in some shops and save a bus full of nuns from certain, fiery death

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Episode 7 – Epic Bantz

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In which our heroes are joined by future fan favourite Dan, read horoscopes from a shit magazine, set fire to a thatched roof and achieve peak bantz

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Episode 6 – Egg Club

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In which our heroes make the Internet a wonderful, harmonious place, bang on about Formula E for ages and use their particular set of skills to look for Liam Neeson, find Liam Neeson and hit Liam Neeson

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Episode 5 – Buff Fungus

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In which our heroes celebrate Australia Day, preview the new Formula E series and apply brute force to Ian Botham’s willy

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Episode 4 – Indian Egg Rice

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In which our heroes learn how to stay safe on-line and discuss buckets of ice, and Graham travels through time in a failed attempt to prevent Adam’s murder

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Episode 3 – Occult Powered

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In which our heroes slander a billionaire, battle and ultimately destroy the forces of evil, and strangle a badger

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Episode 2 – 2 Two Star 2 Podcast

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In which our heroes uncover the shocking truth about how [REDACTED] took a [REDACTED] and stuck it right up a [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] in front of the [REDACTED] with a bowl of figs on the Scottish edition of Fun House, recite all the Fast & Furious movies verbatim and discover the importance of triple redundancy

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