In which our heroes discuss the perfect drinks to drink in the shower and the perfect food to eat in the bath. After a brief segue through masturbating and the weather, they then move onto camouflaged horses and being electrocuted in the bath. Key issues all.
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In which our heroes recover from the night before, buy more bigger guns, have an excursion to a Wales-sized asteroid, and break some things mostly on purpose.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:31:49 — 66.2MB)
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In which our heroes largely guess how much random celebs charge for cameos. It’s less shit than it sounds.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:29 — 44.1MB)
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In which our heroes discuss Graham’s descent into the petit bourgeoise via the medium of pants, discuss politics and accompanying space lasers, and play a fun game of Jew or Not Jew. The website wasn’t anti-Semitic, we did check.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:17:43 — 62.2MB)
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In which our hero Chris suffers from a split personality, Dan is late and discusses his family, we have opinions on Cyberpunk 2077 and generally shit up the place. There’s also a critical comparison of the filmographies of Keanu Reeves and Rob Schneider, and what constitutes a national treasure. Also cheese. You’ll never be more popular than cheese.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:52 — 39.0MB)
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In which our heroes reminisce about past holidays, discuss the risks and benefits of e-scooters, and discuss their gatecrashing of other podcasts.
You can see our holiday photos at Google Photos, if you would like to reminisce about a thing you did not do.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 48:48 — 36.6MB)
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In which our heroes work through a tortured metaphor for life, the universe and everything. Chris gets naked and argues about Billy Bragg, Caitlin Moran and superinjunctions, and Graham rejoices in The Rock
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 57:32 — 45.7MB)
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In which our heroes perform a hate crime via the medium of a radio play, arrange expeditions onto other podcasts and reminisce about the sheer quality of our work. They also review some of the “comments” on the “blog” and make a detailed scientific study of cryptids.
Graham insisted I include a link to the Bel Air thing https://youtu.be/WAfJpyBgcgA
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:20:25 — 63.2MB)
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In which our heroes discuss the joys of quarantine, honest work (and whatever Adam does), fire and technical difficulties. Graham gets really rather excited by guns.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:17:05 — 55.9MB)
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In which our heroes discuss lockdown, cousins and fondly reminisce about that time David Cameron fucked a pig. Chris snitches on his neighbours. Hadyn spawns.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:04:59 — 49.3MB)
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In which our heroes transport the listener to the distant past as a narrative device, and totally not because I couldn’t be bothered to edit it over Christmas
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:16 — 41.3MB)
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In which our heroes discuss some elections, the very important subject of biscuits, and play Heroquest. Not gonna lie, the Heroquest stuff is not our best work. Some of our purest though…
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:08:13 — 67.5MB)
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In which our heroes become covered in shit. Some other stuff happens I think, I wasn’t really listening.
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I mean, the title pretty much says it all.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:21:47 — 59.0MB)
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In which our diminished and depleted heroes mourn the fires in Greece, possibly violate the Official Secrets Act, plot to throw Daniel in a canal, interview one of Graham’s neighbours and eat some really loud prawn crackers that I thought it was funnier not to edit out.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:01:23 — 46.2MB)
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In which our heroes resurrect an episode long thought dead, but in doing so sacrifice Graham to the dark gods of hotel internet. We also talk about computer games and shit. There’s a lovely surprise in there too!
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 15:29 — 16.4MB)
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In which our two surviving heroes discuss films, “canon” and the misadventures of Sajid Javid. The train noises are 100% intentional
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 31:22 — 24.8MB)
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In which our heroes discuss quality tv, wrestle with GDPR, discuss the local elections, debrief from their expedition into the countryside and conduct a scientific study into what constitutes a sea.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:08 — 54.3MB)
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In which our heroes explore veganism and terrorism, perform a comparative ethnography of Friends and revel in the snow.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:03:24 — 45.8MB)
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In which our heroes replace one Chris with another, explore Graham’s South-African-dar again, Graham talks quite a lot about boy bands, we discuss B*witched’s discography and discuss the shameful state of consumer technology. There is also beaver carnage.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:38 — 53.5MB)
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In which our heroes contend with shitty internet, award twinkle points, mock Dan for crap content and dream wondrous dreams
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 44:42 — 33.8MB)
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Our heroes reveal the most hot sought after contest of the year and compare neo-Nazis to Cinderella for some daft reason.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:00:31 — 59.7MB)
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In which our heroes discuss work, nappies and the science of things rotting. Then the dreaded technical difficulties occur.
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In which some things happen that no-one can remember because it was so long ago. Maybe our heroes went on dates with old men. Probably there was the Rock. There was some horror with a dildo.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:19:55 — 59.4MB)
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In which Dan attends an orgy, Chris fails to void himself in his new toilet and we play silly thought games.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:23 — 42.6MB)
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In which our heroes take legal advice, discuss the impending orange apocalypse and review bank account cancellation details.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:06:48 — 76.8MB)
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In which our heroes recall the past, attempt to predict the future, develop a relationship on ratemydick.net, identify a bellend of the week, fight off the norovirus, discuss flying whorehouses and did a fun quiz!
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:21:20 — 78.2MB)
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