Tag Archives: No Dan

Episode 263 – Francis Bacon’s Ghost Chicken

In which our heroes talk about ghosts. Graham says Joris Bohnson smells like ham, Chris goes to the cinema and Adam dampens beds in hotels.

Episode 234 – An Entirely Fungible Life

In which our heroes listen as Graham declares his last will and testament, Graham talks about toxic masculinity, Graham talks about people call Graham, Graham starts following chess and Graham unveils the podcast Christmas advert

Episode 231 – Dirty Protest

In which our heroes discuss the invention of Dirty Protests, the philosopher Diogenes (yes, really!) and Supermarket Substitutions.  No Daniel.

Episode 218 – The Ruttles Wrote OK Computer

In which our heroes are joined by LeAnn and LuEllen from The One With Friends Podcast (@theonewithPOD). The main subject is the best & worst cameos & supporting roles on Friends, but given that the episode is nearly 2 hours long, you can probably guess that we go off on some tangents and ramble incoherently for a while.

Give it a listen, even if you’re an idiot like Dan and hate Friends, you’ll still enjoy it.

Episode 205 – The One With The One With Friends Podcast

In which our heroes join LeAnn and Luellen from The One With Friends Podcast (@theonewithPOD) to discuss S2 E6 – The One With The Baby On The Bus. They stay largely off-topic and give the girls a heck of a time trying to edit it down to a tight 40-50 minutes. Here’s the director’s cut with nothing omitted, regardless of how uninteresting it is.

Note: Graham was gravely ill with a mild cold when we recorded this which is why he sounds all bunged up.

Here is the monkey trying to steal the child:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6xGcUxuC4c

Episode 199 – Chapter 8, Chris Sells Drugs

In which our heroes learn how to have better conversations and then have one of their regular bad conversations.

Adam does too much breathing, Graham plans world podcast domination and Chris has a near death experience.

 

Episode 174 – The Case of the Keys and the Lifeguard

In which our heroes investigate the mystery of why Chris woke up face down in the sea with no memory and no keys.

Episode 162 – Offensive Ponds

In which our heroes are diminished but not defeated. Chris develops a scheme to profit from his inevitable political career and Adam has a lot of problems with semantics.

Episode 154 – A Hearty Dewbit

In which our heroes learn about made up meals. Graham chooses bionic enhancements for his penis, Adam slanders a teacher and Chris recalls the time he shit his pants in a shop.

Episode 153 – Hardwired Christ

In which our heroes solve terrorism. Graham dismisses Chris’ wine drinking, Chris dismisses Graham’s gin drinking and Adam gives thanks to Jesus that he doesn’t have to provide Chris with technical support.

Episode 155 – Fly Tipping Children

In which our heroes yet again fail to record anything resembling a podcast.  Adam repays his debt to society, Graham disrespects other peoples sensitive information (AGAIN) and Christopher contemplates the moral maze of accidentally acquired children and boy monkey weeing.  Also, face crabs.

Episode 152 – One In One Out

In which Christopher solves his computer problem.  Adam recalls his (obviously homo-erotic) dream about Graham.  Graham offends many women and Christopher with his crude language and everyone agrees on plans for white genocide.

PLUS – we launch an exciting listener competition.

Episode 150 – The Chris Is Silent

In which our heroes suffer Chris problems. Chris is absent for the first 8 minutes despite being present, Graham talks about shitting a lot and Adam segues from bell ends to bell curves.

Episode 151 – Molotov Magnum

In which our heroes are joined by David from Birmingham whom they try to doxx again, as well as discussing problematic neighbours and deciding what kind of post-Brexit dystopia they’d prefer

Episode 149 – Insanity Apple

In which our heroes are joined by Brandon who teaches them about the mystical land of America

Episode 147 – Throwing in the trowel

In which our heroes insult a listener, abandon a long-term podcast project, go on a speed awareness course and talk about toilets & poo for a very, very long time.

Episode 146 – Gangster’s Wives Special

In which our heroes buy booze and talk about Gangster’s Wives, the greatest film yet to be made

Episode 143 – General Dan’s Penis Regulations

In which our heroes travel to Bangkok. Adam becomes a murderer for hire, Graham gets into a fight with a muscle man and Chris falls in love. Dan remains unaccounted for.

Episode 104 – Dan Who

In which our heroes learn about opposites. Graham is befuddled by a Northern child, Chris bemoans the lack of West Country representation on TV and Adam is a racist. Dan is absent because he was fingerbanging a girl on a nightbus.

Episode 85 – Roll For Fucking

In which our heroes play Dungeons and Dragons, Chris is replaced by a robot at several points, Graham recovers from his crippling bum disease and Adam starts a petition to ban the podcast.

Episode 81 – Pumping Coleslaw Into Memes

In which Adam tries really fucking hard to edit out all the background noise but is thwarted by Dan banging around his room doing god-knows what for the entire recording.

Episode 77 – Jean Paul Gaultier’s Euro-Christmas

In which our heroes bravely struggle on without Dan. Graham argues with a Terminator, Chris takes some heroin and Adam brings down a major sports brand.