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Episode 198 – Artisinal Dictators

In which our heroes are joined by guest Alice Vaughn (@RationalBlonde) from Two Girls One Mic (@TGOMPodcast).

Graham hosts another poorly thought-out quiz, Chris teaches us about his favourite dictator Enver Hoxha, Adam unbuttons his shirt and Dan is told to give up.

Alice’s dictator colouring (coloring) books, crayons and facemasks are available for purchase at offensivecrayons.com

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Episode 150 – The Chris Is Silent

In which our heroes suffer Chris problems. Chris is absent for the first 8 minutes despite being present, Graham talks about shitting a lot and Adam segues from bell ends to bell curves.

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Episode 84 – Bus Wanker

In which our heroes are down to 2. Chris calls his wife Babes and Graham goes on the bus. Both call out David from Birmingham for being a Bad Friend.

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Episode 80 – Paulie Trunks

In which our heroes experience technical difficulties, talk about Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Denzel Washington and Halal meat.

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Episode 75 – Prosthetic Bellend

In which our heroes rate some more dicks, grow white-man dreads, eat banana & bacon trifle and take a moral stand

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Episode 73 – Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them

In which our heroes brave the Trumpian wasteland to record a podcast. Graham goes poo fishing, Chris comes out as gay, Adam spends $300 on a catalogue and Dan has sex with animals.

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Episode 72 – Up The Poo Alley

In which our heroes blind Ant McPartlin with paint, unveil the 2016 Two Star Podcast Christmas advert and call Nick Knowles a bellend.

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Episode 71 – Something’s Gone Wrong

In which our heroes rate dicks. Adam presents our US Election Special, Dan strangles a dog, Graham is vulgar and Chris jizzes in his #fartballoon

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Episode 63 – Robotic Wanking Claw Part 2

In which our heroes take a lady hostage, exile Donald Trump to Mexico, catch a German swimmer with a fishing hook and discuss poo crumbs & robotic wanking claw robotic_wanking_claws buy cheap robotic wanking claws sex porn.

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Episode 59 – Sun’s Out, Plums Out

In which our heroes get  a coffee and a blowjob, shoot buzzards and review Robot Wars.

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Episode 38 – A Soggy Croissant

In which our heroes are a bit poorly and talk about the boring EU referendum, Deadpool and a wanking dolphin.

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Episode 35 – Channing Potatum

In which our heroes try to stop Bruce Forsyth from killing again, attempt to understand the US presidential elections and discuss XCOM 2 what is coming out on the computer soon.

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Episode 32 – Naughty Santa’s Helper

In which our heroes learn about testicular valves, analyse Christmas porn stats and Dan sends some dick pics (from a submarine judging by his audio fidelity)

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