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Episode 198 – Artisinal Dictators

In which our heroes are joined by guest Alice Vaughn (@RationalBlonde) from Two Girls One Mic (@TGOMPodcast).

Graham hosts another poorly thought-out quiz, Chris teaches us about his favourite dictator Enver Hoxha, Adam unbuttons his shirt and Dan is told to give up.

Alice’s dictator colouring (coloring) books, crayons and facemasks are available for purchase at offensivecrayons.com

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Episode 180 – Get On The Groovy Train

In which our heroes Queer Eye Daniel. Adam falls through a window, Daniel runs through one, Chris fails Dry January again and Graham shits himself… or does he?!

Episode 171 – Dubstep Bill

In which our heroes apologise for everything. Dan goes to Glastonbury, Graham attempts to kidnap the Funhouse Twins, and Adam keeps forgetting to edit the episode.

Episode 164 – BezOS

In which our heroes get divorced from Jeff Amazon. Graham drinks too much Dragon Soop and damages his heart, Adam has a vomit bath, Chris enjoys retired life and Daniel once again turns up late and drunk.

Episode 163 – BAN THIS FILTH

In which Adam and Chris extract a confession from Daniel.  Chris gets a new phone and makes inadvisable comments about the grooming habits of football men.  Brexit is discussed and everyone just feels awful about the state of the world.  But then Chris does a magic wee that cheers everyone up.

Episode 159 – Bigger Than A Bread Bin

In which our heroes look backwards and forwards at the same time. Dan gets some pussy, Chris gets withdrawal, and Adam gets technical.

Episode 157 – A Surplus of Danish Semen

In which our heroes plan their next holiday. Chris has a haircut, Graham is a Victim Of Crime, Adam recounts his time in an escape room and Daniel [inaudible due to train noise]

Episode 151 – Molotov Magnum

In which our heroes are joined by David from Birmingham whom they try to doxx again, as well as discussing problematic neighbours and deciding what kind of post-Brexit dystopia they’d prefer

Episode 149 – Insanity Apple

In which our heroes are joined by Brandon who teaches them about the mystical land of America

Episode 146 – Gangster’s Wives Special

In which our heroes buy booze and talk about Gangster’s Wives, the greatest film yet to be made

Episode 134 – Good Things Come To Those Who…

In which our heroes wrestle with poor audio quality for the first 20 minutes. Adam plays fantasy government, Chris joins ISIS and Dan gets off his tits on ketamine.

Episode 131 – Meat Does Not Shatter

In which our heroes bring down Facebook. Dan categorises all food into Vegan and Non-Vegan, Adam wanks on about Data Protection and Chris buys a new sofa made of hummus.

Episode 125 – PODCAST TERRORISM!

In which our heroes use a new recording platform, Chris gets taken into public ownership, Graham fails to reignite enthusiasm for the podcast war and they invent an excellent game (if you were in the same school and year as them).  There is a hidden easter egg of Adam being intermittently bothered by a cat.

Episode 121 – End of The Year Review

In which our heroes look back on the year that was and make bold predictions about the year that will be. Can you believe we’ve been doing this nonsense for 3.5 years? The internet has a lot to answer for. See you all in 2018!

Episode 119 – Ruddy William Special

In which our heroes are fucked up on gin. William from Suffolk is the esteemed guest. They try to do some maths and are generally incoherent.

Episode 101 – One-way Wasp Valves

In which our heroes communicate with the dead and an actual, real-life AMERICAN. Also: Adam spends his life savings on Lego, Graham gets bummed by a ghost, Dan remains blissfully unaware of his forthcoming joyride and Chris ventures onto a roundabout.

Episode 90 – Euthanasia The Video Game

In which our heroes delve into console classism. Graham goes into space, Chris makes a racist friend, Adam has twins and Dan bakes an actual cake.

Episode 81 – Pumping Coleslaw Into Memes

In which Adam tries really fucking hard to edit out all the background noise but is thwarted by Dan banging around his room doing god-knows what for the entire recording.

Episode 79 – Thankfully shorter than 78

In which our heroes recall the past, attempt to predict the future, develop a relationship on ratemydick.net, identify a bellend of the week, fight off the norovirus, discuss flying whorehouses and did a fun quiz!

Episode 77 – Jean Paul Gaultier’s Euro-Christmas

In which our heroes bravely struggle on without Dan. Graham argues with a Terminator, Chris takes some heroin and Adam brings down a major sports brand.

Episode 72 – Up The Poo Alley

In which our heroes blind Ant McPartlin with paint, unveil the 2016 Two Star Podcast Christmas advert and call Nick Knowles a bellend.

Episode 69 – Ribbing The Bonk

In which our heroes break the news and make the news. Chris wonders about Rimming, Dan slathers himself in Marmite, Adam blows up some phones and Graham does a poo.

Episode 67 – That Shitty Podcast

In which our heroes discuss the Richard Curtis Multiverse, reneg on their hate crime plans, answer a listener’s letter about dirty protests and talk about TV programmes that aired many years before their average listener was born.

Here is the camera dildo:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013JSWZNE?th=1

Here is the video of a man drilling his iTelephone:
https://youtu.be/5tqH-Un9SFU

Episode 65 – Fluttering Kite

 

In which our heroes mourn the deaths of Adam and the Great British Bake Off, do some cyber bullying and adapt a modern classic

Episode 63 – Robotic Wanking Claw Part 2

In which our heroes take a lady hostage, exile Donald Trump to Mexico, catch a German swimmer with a fishing hook and discuss poo crumbs & robotic wanking claw robotic_wanking_claws buy cheap robotic wanking claws sex porn.

Episode 62 – The Horrific Dick Incident

In which our heroes go ‘meh’ at Great British Bake Off, discuss poo crumbs and Dan & Graham get diverted by Viennetta.

Episode 59 – Sun’s Out, Plums Out

In which our heroes get  a coffee and a blowjob, shoot buzzards and review Robot Wars.

Episode 56 – Evil Japanese AI Beer

In which our heroes brew beer by algorithm, Adam wants to be more evil, Christopher from Dorset review Absolutely Fabulous and Craig David’s beard, and Graham goes off on one about Japanese pop-culture.

Episode 55 – Robotic Wanking Claw

In which our heroes elect a new Prime Minister, form a new political party, plot the recolonisation of America and have a go on a sex robot.

That “Hardcore Henry” music video: Bad Motherfucker by Biting Elbows.

Episode 54 – Hipstr

In which our heroes pick through the remains of the UK political system to see what can be salvaged, review Craig David’s new song and ripped bod and Christopher from Dorset tells us about his holiday.

Here are the Craig David pictures we toss off to:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/13/article-2341240-1A4E7EE0000005DC-872_634x624.jpg
http://www.dnamagazine.com.au/media/0/49723/2/maycraigdavid1.jpg
http://www.averagejanes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/training-craig-david.jpg
https://thirtyfiveandfit.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/jodie-marsh-body-builder.jpg

Episode 53 – Brexit Meltdown

In which Dan is late due to a case of the shits and our heroes discuss the EU Referendum a lot, declare Brucie not responsible for a murder and eat some Avocados in the channel tunnel.

Episode 50 – The Legend of J D Wetherspoon

In which our heroes are joined by Christopher from Dorset and David from @geeknewsradio. They talk about wrestling, hipsters & shitting, and delve into the lore and legend of J D Wetherspoon.

Episode 38 – A Soggy Croissant

In which our heroes are a bit poorly and talk about the boring EU referendum, Deadpool and a wanking dolphin.