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Episode 279 – No Wanking And You Die In Your 30s

In which our heroes frame Graham for murder. Daniel makes some banana bread like it’s 2020, Graham remembers an obscure 80s film and Chris has all food ruined for him by some nerds.

This one also just cuts off at the end, still don’t know why.

Episode 263 – Francis Bacon’s Ghost Chicken

In which our heroes talk about ghosts. Graham says Joris Bohnson smells like ham, Chris goes to the cinema and Adam dampens beds in hotels.

Episode 245 – FINE.

In which our heroes are FINE. Graham reports back from the Americas, Adam goes to Lego Bimringham, Chris develops a foot fetish and Dan airs his dirty laundry.

Episode 243 – Suspicious and horny

In which our heroes pull the topics microwaves & lists from the Bean Machine

Episode 240 – 2022 Predictions Review

In which our heroes put Chris on trial for his drinking and talk about films, somehow spinning it out to nearly an hour

Episode 226 – The Dave From Birmingham Timeline

In which a failed show-trial descends into chaos, the possibility that this isn’t the worst timeline is discussed and Chris arrives late to discuss a film he vaguely remembers and to defend the honour of Ruddy William.

Episode 175 – Brett Goldstein’s Films To Be Buried With

In which our heroes talk about films and baths. Other stuff too mebbes, but Graham uploaded it without listening and can’t remember any details.

Episode 146 – Gangster’s Wives Special

In which our heroes buy booze and talk about Gangster’s Wives, the greatest film yet to be made

Episode 137 – Colostomy, not catheter

In which our heroes bang on about GDPR and Jumani, have a stress wank, invent a cocktail and find Dan a wife

Episode 129 – Fairly Conventional Nipples

In which our heroes plan for the pornpocalypse by developing niche fetishes, serve notice to Ruddy William, talk about films and TV for ages and are sick in a Wetherspoons.

Episode 124 – Welsh Bull Fighting

In which our heroes learn about Blockchain. Adam talks about Jeff Bezos, Graham talks about a precocious 11 year old boy, Dan says something about millennials and Chris goes on about San Andreas for ages as if it’s episode 28.

Episode 106 – This Is Dan’s Life

In which our heroes finally talk about cake. Adam talks about the Ready Player One trailer, Chris makes guinea pigs swim, Graham places everyone under citizen’s arrest and Dan prepares for fingering.

Episode 104 – Dan Who

In which our heroes learn about opposites. Graham is befuddled by a Northern child, Chris bemoans the lack of West Country representation on TV and Adam is a racist. Dan is absent because he was fingerbanging a girl on a nightbus.

Episode 80 – Paulie Trunks

In which our heroes experience technical difficulties, talk about Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Denzel Washington and Halal meat.

Episode 50 – The Legend of J D Wetherspoon

In which our heroes are joined by Christopher from Dorset and David from @geeknewsradio. They talk about wrestling, hipsters & shitting, and delve into the lore and legend of J D Wetherspoon.

Episode 48 – The Naked Episode

In which our heroes discuss Eurovision, make plans to sink RRS David Attenborough and read listeners’ letters

Episode 41 – Rise of The J-Turn Sex Ninjas

In which our heroes grapple with technology. Graham desecrates monuments with wicked car stunts, Adam dresses as a ninja and wanks off outside someone’s front door and Dan gets his dick torn off playing rugby.

Episode 38 – A Soggy Croissant

In which our heroes are a bit poorly and talk about the boring EU referendum, Deadpool and a wanking dolphin.

Episode 33 – Two Sets of Knockers

In which our heroes listen to ukulele rap music, decide the Oscar winners and hack into submarines.

Episode 30 – 2016 Predictions

In which our heroes discuss which celebrity will die first in 2016, review the ongoing war effort and give Dan dating tips.

Here is a link to the quiz what we done: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30500372

Episode 29 – 2015 Review

In which our heroes say what was the best stuff of 2015, declare war on another podcast and listen to the drunken ramblings of a pair of morons.

Episode 28 – Circumcision Ambulance

In which our heroes discuss the colours of supermarkets, Graham drones on about San Andreas for ages, Adam gets radicalised and Dan learns about opposites.

Episode 23 – Rapid Response Priest Team

In which our heroes bootleg Ribena, Graham has a genuinely good idea for a film, Adam finds love at Ashley Madison and Dan is infested by lizards.

 

Oh, I forgot. Here’s the link to the zombie tin can video life hack thing in case you care:
http://diply.com/lance2015/did-you-know-you-can-open-cans-without-a-can/163008

Episode 20 – A Journey of Terror

In which our heroes are bored by a computer game trailer, Adam teaches us about the world of My Little Pony fandom, Graham plays the worst song ever recorded and Dan makes cake in a mug.

If there’s something wrong with you and you want to see the links referenced in this episode then fill your boots:

Concentration Camp Ponies:
https://twitter.com/mlp_txt/status/600896363832942592

Pony Lube:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/224376017/pony-up-personal-lubricant-scented?ref=shop_home_active_1

Horrific Filth (DO NOT CLICK ON THIS):

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/12/okay_umsome_dude_accidentally_boiled_a_my_little_p.php

 

Episode 18 – Daniel Mercer Memorial Episode

In which our heroes get progressively more drunk, Graham asks which rapper likes which crisps, Adam desperately tries to talk to everyone about Fast & Furious and Dan dies in a motorway pile up

Episode 13 – 250,000 Pubes

In which our heroes have a wank in space, suck air into their bums and eat fourteen rolls of Sellotape

Episode 11 – Benda Blaster

In which our heroes fix the Oscars, give Dan his probation review and tickle some pigs

Episode 10 – Beef Bacon

In which our heroes pull some pork, insert alarm clocks into their various orifices and commandeer a military submarine to enter and win the Americas Cup