Tag Archives: technical difficulties

Episode 237 – 437

In which our heroes gather for the three hundred and twenty eighth time to ratify some eggs, abuse Dan for being bad at technology, work out when Chris could realistically date Michael Portillo, and review progress on dry January

Episode 214 – Role Reversal

In which our hero Chris suffers from a split personality, Dan is late and discusses his family, we have opinions on Cyberpunk 2077 and generally shit up the place.  There’s also a critical comparison of the filmographies of Keanu Reeves and Rob Schneider, and what constitutes a national treasure.  Also cheese.  You’ll never be more popular than cheese.

Episode 213 – Murder Preferences

In which our heroes celebrate International Men’s Day. Adam contracts COVID-19, Graham solves a crime, Dan plans a crime, and Chris ranks some counties.

This weeks episode of the Two Star Podcast is brought to you by malaise. Malaise, it’s why this took a month to edit.

Episode 202 – Ploppy Pants Special

In which our heroes do an Ali (by which I mean shit themselves). Daniel shits his pants, Chris shits his pants, Adam shits his pants and Graham shits his pants.

Episode 191 – The OnlyFans of Podcasts

In which our heroes scream into the void. Dan starts an OnlyFans, Chris has a Midnight Run, Graham examines his bum bones, and Adam lurks menacingly.

Episode 176 – Portuguese Sexytimes

In which our heroes have technical difficulties. Chris is AWOL, Graham has a stalking relapse, Dan enjoys Friends, and Adam is deathly ill.

Episode 175 – Brett Goldstein’s Films To Be Buried With

In which our heroes talk about films and baths. Other stuff too mebbes, but Graham uploaded it without listening and can’t remember any details.

Episode 157 – A Surplus of Danish Semen

In which our heroes plan their next holiday. Chris has a haircut, Graham is a Victim Of Crime, Adam recounts his time in an escape room and Daniel [inaudible due to train noise]

Episode 153 – Hardwired Christ

In which our heroes solve terrorism. Graham dismisses Chris’ wine drinking, Chris dismisses Graham’s gin drinking and Adam gives thanks to Jesus that he doesn’t have to provide Chris with technical support.

Episode 150 – The Chris Is Silent

In which our heroes suffer Chris problems. Chris is absent for the first 8 minutes despite being present, Graham talks about shitting a lot and Adam segues from bell ends to bell curves.

Episode 149 – Insanity Apple

In which our heroes are joined by Brandon who teaches them about the mystical land of America

Episode 141 – Fake Megabus

In which our heroes ride the Megabus, dream about Jacob Rees Mogg and frequent glory holes

Episode 134 – Good Things Come To Those Who…

In which our heroes wrestle with poor audio quality for the first 20 minutes. Adam plays fantasy government, Chris joins ISIS and Dan gets off his tits on ketamine.

Episode 117 – Technical Assistance

In which our heroes give up on trying to record a Dungeons & Dickheads episode and coerce a drunk Chris into buying a new computer.

Episode 116 – Bumifications

In which our heroes contend with yet more IT problems. Graham detects South Africans from afar, Chris tries to get Graham to open up about a [REDACTED] experience with a [REDACTED] and Dan has horrendous actions from his past unearthed.

Episode 81 – Pumping Coleslaw Into Memes

In which Adam tries really fucking hard to edit out all the background noise but is thwarted by Dan banging around his room doing god-knows what for the entire recording.

Episode 74 – Enjoy My WAD

In which our heroes kind of phone it in because they can’t be expected to nail it every wek.

Episode 58 – Not Safe For Work

In which our heroes discuss filth, porn, sexy times, Chessington Bubble Works, grot, jazz mags and 300 dicks.

Episode 36 – Lesbian Step-Mum MILF

In which our heroes discuss how to end Bruce Forsyth’s killing spree, count down the UK’s official porn charts and end abruptly.