Episode 202 – Ploppy Pants Special

In which our heroes do an Ali (by which I mean shit themselves). Daniel shits his pants, Chris shits his pants, Adam shits his pants and Graham shits his pants.

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Episode 201 – Problematic

In which our heroes perform a hate crime via the medium of a radio play, arrange expeditions onto other podcasts and reminisce about the sheer quality of our work.  They also review some of the “comments” on the “blog” and make a detailed scientific study of cryptids.

Graham insisted I include a link to the Bel Air thing  https://youtu.be/WAfJpyBgcgA

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Episode 199 – Chapter 8, Chris Sells Drugs

In which our heroes learn how to have better conversations and then have one of their regular bad conversations.

Adam does too much breathing, Graham plans world podcast domination and Chris has a near death experience.

 

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Episode 198 – Artisinal Dictators

In which our heroes are joined by guest Alice Vaughn (@RationalBlonde) from Two Girls One Mic (@TGOMPodcast).

Graham hosts another poorly thought-out quiz, Chris teaches us about his favourite dictator Enver Hoxha, Adam unbuttons his shirt and Dan is told to give up.

Alice’s dictator colouring (coloring) books, crayons and facemasks are available for purchase at offensivecrayons.com

Thank you for downloading our podcast, we appreciate the listens, fap away forever

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Episode 200 – The Big Two Ooo Ooo

In which our heroes celebrate a big round number. Chris falls in love with himself, Dan verifies his reach, Graham gets very angry about the Amiga, and Adam wears a shirt.

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Episode 197 – Non-penis Stuff

In which our heroes are pissed on by various divine entities. Dan is quizzed again on his naughty liaison, Adam laments employment and Graham gets freaked out by pictures of angels.

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Episode 196 – Lockdown Fuck Bubble

In which our heroes sign off on project completion. Chris plans for retirement, Adam starts a new job, and Dan ***** a lady with **** **** in *** ******* after serveral ******* ** ****.

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Episode 195 – Maimed Air Hostesses

In which our heroes drink dark beer, remember being young & beautiful and plan to topple the statue of a historical villain.

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Episode 193 – Large Hadron Vagina

In which our heroes delve into extreme body modification. Adam goes kite fighting, Chris is late for work, Graham enjoys some bukakke, and Dan fakes it with yoghurt.

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Episode 192 – Quantum Human Centipede

In which our heroes do a quiz. Adam skateboards, Graham alienates his neighbours and Chris & Daniel have their guts entangled.

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Episode 191 – The OnlyFans of Podcasts

In which our heroes scream into the void. Dan starts an OnlyFans, Chris has a Midnight Run, Graham examines his bum bones, and Adam lurks menacingly.

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Episode 190 – Return to the Laundromat

In which our heroes bravely struggle against background noise. Adam explains what a thing sounds like twice. Chris verifies the accuracy of Adam’s description from personal experience. Graham finally understands. Everyone enjoys a happy memory.  Dan was there but made no contribution.

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Episode 188 – Pavlovian Shitting

In which our heroes breach the lockdown. Dan sunbathes naked in a park, Chris forces unwanted eggs on children, Graham soils himself in meetings, and Adam becomes a 5G truther.

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Episode 1 – Rebirth

In which our heroes reboot the podcast continuity. Chris eats a crumble, Dan laments his forbidden love and Graham draws triangles.

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Episode 183 – Echoes of Yesterday

In which our heroes suffer audio maladies. Chris turns up late, Dan clips and echoes, and Adam is a free agent. Also in this episode, introducing new podcast member Will Nortico.

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Episode 182 – Big Men and Big Weather

In which our heroes save the economy and think about Big Men and Big Weather.  Graham gets harassed by a waitress, Adam prepares to flee the country and Christopher starts a new career verifying children.  Isn’t the weather lovely at the moment?  When you think about it is actually lovely all the time.  WEATHER IS GREAT.

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Episode 180 – Get On The Groovy Train

In which our heroes Queer Eye Daniel. Adam falls through a window, Daniel runs through one, Chris fails Dry January again and Graham shits himself… or does he?!

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Episode 179 – Bathtime!

In which our heroes are short-staffed due to scheduling issues. Adam hands in his notice and Dan builds a sex toy empire. This episode smells like my vagina.

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Episode 176 – Portuguese Sexytimes

In which our heroes have technical difficulties. Chris is AWOL, Graham has a stalking relapse, Dan enjoys Friends, and Adam is deathly ill.

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Episode 175 – Brett Goldstein’s Films To Be Buried With

In which our heroes talk about films and baths. Other stuff too mebbes, but Graham uploaded it without listening and can’t remember any details.

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Episode 173 – Muted Construction Noises

Note: This is a repost of 173 because Dan linked the wrong audio and some feeds won’t update with the correct one.

In which our heroes discuss their upcoming holidays, complain about how shit things are and reflect on the latest techniques for keeping cool.

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Episode 172 – Sixteen Layers of Big Dicks

In which our heroes have done actual production. Daniel plays Dutch netball, Adam discovers a mystery cable and Graham blurs the lines between encouraging Dan’s romantic endeavours and sexual harassment.

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Episode 171 – Dubstep Bill

In which our heroes apologise for everything. Dan goes to Glastonbury, Graham attempts to kidnap the Funhouse Twins, and Adam keeps forgetting to edit the episode.

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Episode 170 – [loud breathing noise]

In which our heroes discuss what makes a pizza. Graham recalls pissing on his cat, Chris tells us about some corpses he saw, Dan types slightly less that usual and Adam is dead.

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Episode 167 – Off Menu with Ed Gamble & James Acaster

In which our heroes have white privilege. Graham rants about razor blades, Adam wanks into a robot, and they rip off the format of an excellent podcast which is available at https://play.acast.com/s/offmenu

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Episode 164 – BezOS

In which our heroes get divorced from Jeff Amazon. Graham drinks too much Dragon Soop and damages his heart, Adam has a vomit bath, Chris enjoys retired life and Daniel once again turns up late and drunk.

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Episode 163 – BAN THIS FILTH

In which Adam and Chris extract a confession from Daniel.  Chris gets a new phone and makes inadvisable comments about the grooming habits of football men.  Brexit is discussed and everyone just feels awful about the state of the world.  But then Chris does a magic wee that cheers everyone up.

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Episode 162 – Offensive Ponds

In which our heroes are diminished but not defeated. Chris develops a scheme to profit from his inevitable political career and Adam has a lot of problems with semantics.

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Episode 159 – Bigger Than A Bread Bin

In which our heroes look backwards and forwards at the same time. Dan gets some pussy, Chris gets withdrawal, and Adam gets technical.

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Episode 158 – Christmas Party 2018

In which our heroes drink a lot and are joined by Alastair from Nottingham

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Episode 144 – Or 145. Who can say?

In which our diminished and depleted heroes mourn the fires in Greece, possibly violate the Official Secrets Act, plot to throw Daniel in a canal, interview one of Graham’s neighbours and eat some really loud prawn crackers that I thought it was funnier not to edit out.

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Episode 157 – A Surplus of Danish Semen

In which our heroes plan their next holiday. Chris has a haircut, Graham is a Victim Of Crime, Adam recounts his time in an escape room and Daniel [inaudible due to train noise]

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